posted September 03, 2001 10:09 PM               

/me holds up a little black flag with the letters: VE on it yelling: "GO VE! GO IMPERIALS!"

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AAS-4/SL/1LT Cosmic/3SQD/1PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [OPE][OTH][OPA][IH][CDS][IOC]
EFM/LCRW Tarkin/Viper 2-4/Wing I/M/SSD Atrus/1VENF/VEN[BRC][BRC]

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle

posted September 04, 2001 12:20 AM               

10) Every new recruit recieves a fifty year old bottle of Coruscant Brandy and a pair of mirrorshades
9) The higher ups can take criticism, so you don't have to worry about getting killed for pointing out when they are wrong
8) We care enough to give you armor that actually is useful in combat
7) we care enough to give you armor that is actually camoflagued. Bright white armor is something you wear on a parade ground, not in combat, thank you.
6) There's the single largest and most well equiped bar in the galaxy aboard the Sweetums.
5) Only two members of the fallen angels have ever been proven to eat sentient lifeforms as a hoby.
4) We know there are snipers everywhere, so we don't salute
3) Uniforms are too conspicuous, so we don't use them
2) People think we are evil in attitude and actions, but that's only because we are!
1 and most important) Anyone that isn't one of us is a potential target

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Jociam Geist, Capt/Dream 1-3/Lightbringer, Fallen Angels/IW (ret)

posted September 04, 2001 03:42 PM               

quote:

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Originally posted by Cosmic:
1) We are the greatest force in the Galaxy

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posted September 04, 2001 05:15 PM               

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AAS-4/SL/1LT Cosmic/3SQD/1PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [OPE][OTH][OPA][IH][CDS][IOC]
EFM/LCRW Tarkin/Viper 2-4/Wing I/M/SSD Atrus/1VENF/VEN[BRC][BRC]

posted September 04, 2001 05:22 PM               

1)We give you explosives.
2)We aren't dumb enough to order frontal attacks.
3)You get to handle large guns.
4)If someone insults you, the Deathwookie takes care of it.
5)PRANKS!!!!!!!

Need I say more?

posted September 04, 2001 09:32 PM               

quote:

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Originally posted by COL Argon Viper:
More reasons to join the FA:

1)We give you explosives.
2)We aren't dumb enough to order frontal attacks.
3)You get to handle large guns.
4)If someone insults you, the Deathwookie takes care of it.
5)PRANKS!!!!!!!

Need I say more?

Argon(one of the two FA members proven to eat sencient beings as a hobby )

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Our frontal attacks consist of us sitting down and drinking some Corellian Ale while watching a nuke/thermonuke/anti-matter bomb drops on the target.

posted September 05, 2001 03:37 PM               

1. We induct more new troopers and pilots every day than any other faction.
2. We train our troops to be able to miss a Star Destroyer at ten feet with a standard blaster carbine.
3. We don't give our standard fighters shields.
4. Our helmets block around 70% of your vision.
5. Our armour won't stop a blaster bolt.
6. A kid from Planet X, a smuggler and a Wookiee can break into one of our prisons and get someone free.
7. All our biggest weapons come ready-equipped with a weakness that isn't worht worrying about.
8. We make the general populace hate us by killing anyone who annoys us.
9. High IQ is not a requirement for entry.
10. We had the galaxy and lost it to people with American accents, and a few walking fish.

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Ramon Stonefish

posted September 05, 2001 09:57 PM               

Argon

posted September 06, 2001 06:00 AM               

quote:

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Originally posted by COL Argon Viper:
heh, I've got an American accent(thank god not a Texas one...). Oh well, I can always fake a British one, or better yet, a Scottish one. "Achhhhh ya cheese eatin' willy's". lol.

Argon

PS - my accent list includes French, German, British, lower class British, Aussie, Texan, Long Island, Normal US, Latino, Asian, Scottish, Irish, and a few more I'm too lazy to think of

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Bostonian? (Not considered, IMO, an American accent ).

posted September 06, 2001 11:51 AM               

there are only about 100 upper class people left!

we mostly either have northern or southern accents