posted April 08, 1999 11:37 PM
The Top 20 Lines in Star Wars Movies That Are Improved by Substituting the Word: "Pants" 1) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. 2)We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. 3) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, commander. 4) These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've
got it where it counts. 5) I find your lack of pants disturbing. 6) These pants contain the ultimate power in the
universe. I suggest we use it. 7) Han will have those pants down! We've got to give him
more time! 8) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface
assualt. 9) Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. 10) I used to bulls-eye womprats in my pants back home. 11) Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when i
was brought on board. 12) You look strong enough to pull the pants off a
Gundark. 13) That blast came from those pants! THAT THING'S
OPERATIONAL! 14) Don't worry, Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of
pants more heavily guarded than this. 15) Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your
highness. 16) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their
pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. 17) Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at
all, Chewie. 18) Attention, this is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has
taken control of my pants, I suggest you leave
before more troops arrive. 19) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. 20) You came in those pants? You're braver than I
thought...
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