posted June 26, 2001 02:26 PM               

For the glory of the Fallen Angels
This post written by
The Head Terrorist
Great Death Leader of the Fallen
The Chief Instigator of Pain and Terror
GN Daishi

Kuroishi stood concealed in the shadows fourteen meters away from his target. Everything was already in place and all he had to do was await the arrival of the "package."

Kuroishi's patience was rewarded by the appearence of Argon Viper.

"Narm says that he'll have your request go in thirty seconds. No one suspects what we are up to yet. VE intel did follow us around the commerce areas but Geist reports no signals have been sent from them to the target. Here is the package you requested." Argon said quietly as he slipped Kuroishi a small package.

"Thanks now get out of here before you break any more convienant regs." Kuroishi responded as he started his mental countdown.

Right in sync Kuroishi finished his countdown as the power and security grid went down around and inside the target. Kuroishi rushed from his hiding place and pulled out his tool kit. It took him ten seconds to open the locked door with no evidence of being tampered with left behind.

Kuroishi studied the blueprints of the target and knew pretty much where he was going to leave the package assuming any furniture that was not on the blue print is not in the way.

Kuroishi walked to his preplanned spot and was relieved to see that only the reported obsticles were found.

Kuroishi quickly set to work and removed the wall pannel.

Kuroishi tossed the small package into the cavity he quickly created.

Resecuring the wall panel Kuroishi was carefull to make sure that the seal was not air tight while leaving no evidence.

Kuroishi finished replacing everything he moved exactly the way it was before he even entered the target.

A buzz in his comm earpeice told him that his time was up.

Kuroishi relocked the door and scrambled back to his hiding place just in time to see Talon returning to his quarters and the power and security grids come back on-line.

Talon would probably have a few words for Kuroishi if he ever found out that Kuroishi just planted a Neckel Fish in his quarters in a few days when it began to smell.

Satified that his work was done Kuroishi proceeded to the Royal Barkalounger so that Operation You Should Have Seen the Look on Your Face and Operation Ed E. Pennington Throughway could be launched.

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"Indecent exposure is fun." Sonatina

"If we have all knowladge then we would not wish to seek what we know, but if we had no knowledge how could we even ask a question?" Plato on knowladge.

posted June 27, 2001 04:36 PM               

As soon as he entered his room, Talon said, "Lights on." and the room's lights faded from off to bright without hurting his eyes. Quickly scanning the room, he noticed a small scuff on the floor that looks like it was made by a boot. Making a mental note of it, Talon kept scanning, but saw nothing out of the ordanary. Moving over to a small table, Talon pressed a hidden button and a screen came down with a current image of the room. The current time flashed 00.00.00 even thought it was mid-evening. His power had been cut and most likely the tape had not run to catch whatever had happened to his room, but he checked anyway. After replacing the screen, Talon checked the scuff on the floor and saw that it was quite close to the wall. Picturing in his mind, one of the Daishis skidding to a stop in front of his wall, Talon wondered what he could have been doing. Suddenly he felt a slight draft and knew that it was out of place. Following it back to the wall, he used the Force to remove the wall plate without damaging it. After a quick glance he saw a small package tossed behind some wires.

-=Platoon 2, Squad 1's barracks=-

Kuroshi whistled a tune as he strolled back to his office. Even though his office was small, anything felt good after what he had just pulled off. Kuroshi flopped into his chair and leaned back, but jumped to his feet when he felt that he had just sat on something. The same fish that he had put in Talon's quarters was sitting open on his chair and slime now covered his uniform's bottom and chair. A slight grin appeared from the shadows, but left quickly. Kuroshi cursed as he tried to find something to clean the mess up with... someone had taken all of his paper towels and rags!

Don't screw with a Dark Jedi

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CoT/COL Sierra "Talon" Taurus/HCA-4/VEA/VE[BC][IOC][LoC][SoS]
CL/DJK Sierra "Talon" Taurus/VSD-II Griffen/VEDJ/VE[IOC]
CE Sierra "Talon" Taurus/Endoven/Dome 8473/VEEC/VE
TO-FM/RA(L) Vincent "Claw" Taurus/HCN-4/Raptor 3-2/M-SSD Mustang/VEN/VE[=A=][LoM][IOC][IC2]
CE Vincent "Claw" Taurus/Endoven/Dome 8457/VEEC/VE
To do is to be. -- Descartes
To be is to do. -- Voltaire
Do be do be do. -- Frank Sinatra

IP: 162.33.113.15

posted June 27, 2001 11:45 PM               

"There's a fish on your chair." Geist said as he walked into Daishi's office. "You didn't count on his clown powers did you?"

"It was so perfect!" Daishi raged.

"Relax, for this is only the begining." Geist said, handing Daishi a towel. "By the way I borrowed your clone's ysalamir."

"Why didn't you just use yours?"

"Opperation Nazi Children." was Geist's cryptic reply. "I'm taking a week off. Sorry if whatever happens gets you in trouble." With that Geist left the room.

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Now back in his quarters, Talon was alarmed to hear an evil chant outside his door.

"Ichi ni san shi, ni ni san shi, san ni san shi, shi ni san shi..."

Most unusual, aside from the strangely disturbing tone of the song, was that he sensed nobody on the outside. He couldn't help but wonder if this was another fallen angel prank.

He tried the communicator but got a wave of static. Someone was jamming the signal. With nowhere else to go, he open the door...

...and was imediately pelted with rotten tomatoes hurled by a small group of children outside his door. The center child had a ysalamir strapped to his back. As soon as the tomatoes were thrown the children ran.

"Sir!" A nearby stormtrooper said. "Are you alright?"

"Yes, damnit!" Talon replied angrily, "how did those children get in here?"

"The general brought them in sir." The stormtrooper replied matter of factly. "He ordered me to let them pass."

"What general?" Talon demanded.

"General... ah..." The stormtrooper stammered. "I don't know..."

"You just let a general bring a bunch of children in here and you don't even know who he was, did you even ask for his id?"

"He, ahh, said I didn't need to."

Talon shook his head in frustration.

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Geist smiled when he got the report. Though he was force sensitive, his only real training was in persuasion. In other words he was especially good at convincing people to do things he wanted them to do. It worked especially well when you were dealing with the classic obedient stormtrooper and got your hands on a general's uniform.

In any case Geist seriously doubted that this was over yet. He looked foreward to the continuation of the "war".

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Jociam Geist
Capt/Dream 1-3/Lightbringer, Fallen Angels/IW (ret)

"I did it. Do you think I've gone to far?" -Dave Mathews Band

"A warrior leaves broken bodies in his wake because he knows the dead can never harm him." -Vlad Ward

"Quiet! A few more spot welds and lilly will be invincible!" -Uribitaki

posted June 28, 2001 12:19 AM               

Geist finally got the knot out of his throat and managed to ask, "What time? Time for what?"

The shadows replied in an echo, "It is time for you to meet the Grim Rodian." At which point a black cloak came out of the shadows with a long vibro-scythe. The high pitched laugh of a rodian could be heard coming from under the hood as he turned the blade on. Geist reached for any weapon that he might have on him, but only found a banana, which he promptly threw at the cloaked figure. Geist turned and ran, but it seemed that he did not go anywhere, because the light was still the same and the stationary Grim Rodian never got any farther away. A firm, invisible grip snatched the air out of Geist's throat and dropped him to one knee. Four vines came up from the ground and grabbed each limb and pulled it sharply to the ground. Geist gasped for some air, when he saw the Grim Rodian standing over him with the vibro-scythe raised over his head, ready to drop. He had never really feared death before, but the fact that he could do nothing to fight back was what he feared. The scythe seemed to drop slowly, but Geist knew that it was only his mind slowing it down and that it was really going quite fast. Geist squeezed his eyes closed and clenched his teeth... And nothing touched him. In fact, it felt a bit breezy. Opening his eyes, Geist saw that he was now in the barracks of the entire Platoon 1 with his pants to his ankles on a 'fresher.

[ooc: For those not in the know.. The Grim Rodian is a character you see on the MUD I'm in when you die]

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CoT/COL Sierra "Talon" Taurus/HCA-4/VEA/VE[BC][IOC][LoC][SoS]
CL/Dark Jeedai Knight "Nightblades"/VSD-II Griffen/VEDJ/VE[IOC]
CE Sierra "Talon" Taurus/Endoven/Dome 8473/VEEC/VE
TO-FM/RA(L) Vincent "Claw" Taurus/HCN-4/Raptor 3-2/M-SSD Mustang/VEN/VE[=A=][LoM][IOC][IC2]
CE Vincent "Claw" Taurus/Endoven/Dome 8457/VEEC/VE
To do is to be. -- Descartes
To be is to do. -- Voltaire
Do be do be do. -- Frank Sinatra

[This message has been edited by Talon (edited June 28, 2001).]

IP: 162.33.113.15

posted June 29, 2001 02:03 PM               

Kuroishi was ready for the next stage. Unfortunately Geist was missing right now so he would have to improvise as timing was absolutely neccessary.

Kuroishi gathered six black three piece suits, mirrior shades, and black durby hats. He then handed one of each to Narm, Master, Tycho, Jingo, Stonefish, and saved the last for himself.

"Our objective is to obduct the honorary Fallen Angel. He will be placed aboard the Corvette Sweetums for the duration of Operation You Should Have Seen the Look on Your Face. We shall commence as soon as you are all dressed. I also have one last piece of equipment for this mission should it prove neccessary." Kuroishi said as he passed out ID books.

The six of them were ready very quickly. The travel to Raiders barraks was short and they quickly found thier target. Snake was the last in the line of the Raiders going into thier barracks.

With a hand signial Kuroishi launched the mission. The six of them quickly grabbed Snake and placed him inside thier waiting hoverlimo. The rest of the Raiders did not seem to notice that Snake was missing.

The check point on the way out was going to be the problem thus the ID books.

As expected the troopers at the check point stopped the hover limo and Kuroishi rolled down his wondow.

"Center for Disease Control, Division Six. If I we're you I wouldn't inspect our cargo. That particular strain of Anipollux B is quite deadly and contagoues. It'll melt your skin right off, and before you die fifteen seconds later you get to see all your major arteries explode. I imagine it is quite painfull and horrific." Kuroishi said.

Kuroishi took joy in the fact that no one outside of the High Council has seen him outside of his Varneck Marine Combat Armor enough to recognize him.

"You may proceed sir." The trooper said too spooked to do his job.

Kuroishi sat back and relaxed until they arrived at the space port.

"Narm, take our passenger up to the Sweetums. Master I'll need your help for the rest of this operation, everyone else go get some rest." Kuroishi said to his retinue.

Kuroishi tossed some coveralls to Master and quickly changed into his own pair of coveralls.

Kuroishi pointed to a refrideration truck marked as a food delivery vehicale for the Vast Empire Army Logistics Corp. Kuroishi held up two cards identifying them as members of said unit.

Master took his with a slight smile on his face.

The duo climbed into the truck and proceeded to a predesignated place where they lay in ambush for the real truck.

Several hours later right on schedule the truck apeared.

Kuroishi grabbed his ion rifle and fired two shots into the vehicale then climbed back into his own truck.

"Punch it, we don't have much time before revellrie. It will take them a while to find a working comm to report us. By then it will be too late." Kuroishi said to Master as he started the truck.

As expected they were stopped at the check point again but this time it went very routinely.

Master drove the truck to the spot that they had agreed upon.

Kuroishi grabbed one anti-grav sled and took it to the far side of the barracks and deposited the crate right on the door step.

Master did the same to the only other doorway to the barracks and as they had worked out the two opened thier crates in synch.

The crates now revealed two rear halves of a nerf. One at each door way. Kuroishi and Master quickly made sure the hidden cameras were working then they made thier getaway.

Again they were stopped at the check point and again they went through the routine.

Kuroishi and the rest of the Fallen Angels made thier way to the rec center aboard the Sweetums to watch the live feed of the two hidden cameras.

Cosmic was the first to open the north side door. The look on his face made Kuroishi very happy that he was tapping this.

Epic was also caught very unware when he opened the southside door.

Kuroishi knew he'd be making IC's for a very long time off of this vid.

"What do you think Master, ten IC's a peice?"

"Sounds good to me boss." Master replied.

Kuroishi chuckled at the spectacle of Raiders trying to remove two hlaves of a nerf without anti-grav sleds.

"Ah life is good." Kuroishi said as the Raiders finally removed the nerf halves from thier doorways.

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"Indecent exposure is fun." Sonatina

"If we have all knowladge then we would not wish to seek what we know, but if we had no knowledge how could we even ask a question?" Plato on knowladge.

posted June 29, 2001 10:29 PM               

Wolf whistles greeted Geist as he realized where he was. The shock passed quickly, however.

With the utmost dignity, he pulled his pants back up, then spoke in his best trade federation viceroy voice.

"Jethro, the spider has captured some flies."

The door came crashing down and in swarmed the "spank force". All around troopers recoiled in horror.

It wasn't really fear, but rather revulsion. A dozen Grand Moff Tarkins, clad in...well... leather. Yeah, THAT kind of leather. They laid down a brutal suppressive fire from their paintball guns, cracking their whips to ephasize.

As chaos broke out in the barracks, Geist calmly walked out, followed by the Tarkins. He would owe the JETHRO droid collective for this one.

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Jociam Geist
Capt/Dream 1-3/Lightbringer, Fallen Angels/IW (ret)

"I did it. Do you think I've gone to far?" -Dave Mathews Band

"A warrior leaves broken bodies in his wake because he knows the dead can never harm him." -Vlad Ward

"Quiet! A few more spot welds and lilly will be invincible!" -Uribitaki

posted June 30, 2001 03:40 PM               

Kuroishi checked his chrono. According to thier time table they had four hours to set up everything they needed.

"Everyone knows what they need to do right?" Kuroishi asked as he made sure that all thier equipment was acounted for.

A sea of nods was the only response.

"CROSS CRASH!!!!" All the Fallen Angels shouted as they started to hurriedly assemble four objects, two sign posts and two toll booths that would only accept United States of America dimes.

One toll booth was placed at each of the two access routes to Panther's barracks. Each toll booth was accompanied by a sign saying "For the future prosperity of California and to help ease traffic congestion we present the George E. Pennington Throughway."

Kuroishi smiled fiendishly under his helmet as everything was in place. This time they had even arranged for an innocent bystanderor two.

With only a few minutes to spare the Fallen Angels had completed thier task.

Kuroishi made certain thier innocent bystanders were in place.

Once satisfied the Fallen Angels melted back into the shadows, if not for the toll booths and signs no one would ever know that someone had been there.

Kuroishi joined the Fallen Angels in the rec center aboard the Sweetums.

"Popcorn Snake?" Kuroishi asked as thier honorary member was still aboard the Sweetums.

"Sure." Snake replied as he took a seat as well.

The Fallen Angels sat and watched the feeds from the cameras as Panther squad returned to thier barracks and now had to deal with the toll booths.

"What say though Narm, ten IC's for each vid seperately and seventeen for the set?" Kuroishi said as the first Panther managed to get past the northside toll booth.

"Sounds good to me boss." Narm replied.

"Ah pranks are so much fun." Kuroishi said as he watched the continued specticle.

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"Indecent exposure is fun." Sonatina

"If we have all knowladge then we would not wish to seek what we know, but if we had no knowledge how could we even ask a question?" Plato on knowladge.

posted July 13, 2001 01:51 AM               

The VE high council was in the midst of a meeting when they arived, attired in black hats and dark suits, many carrying violin cases. How they got into the main audience chamber will forever be shrouded in mystery, but they were there.

The first group through the doors opened their violin cases and pulled out violins, shouting "nobody move!"

In came a second wave, carrying a plate glass window. Behind them came Geist, similarly attired, but with an overcoat and carrying a large, fluffy white cat, which he petted with affection. Next to him was a flunky with a brick.

Geist looked around the room with a stare of superiority, then turned to the flunky and nodded.

The flunky hurled his brick through the plate glass window. Glass shattered.

"You understand now that our two houses, VE and Fallen Angel, can work together, for our mutual benefit." Geist said in an accent that was hard for the council to identify. "Or we can rain down more of this upon you." He guestured to the shattered window. "I believe we have made our point." He nodded again and the men began quickly cleaning up the mess. Then they were gone.

[I've always wanted to do that!]

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Jociam Geist
Capt/Dream 1-3/Lightbringer, Fallen Angels/IW (ret)

"I did it. Do you think I've gone to far?" -Dave Mathews Band

"A warrior leaves broken bodies in his wake because he knows the dead can never harm him." -Vlad Ward

"Quiet! A few more spot welds and lilly will be invincible!" -Uribitaki

posted July 16, 2001 06:29 PM               

Argon Viper was having the time of his life, not only was he on the hunt again, he was hunting the most dangerous prey available.

He rounded the corner to see his prey...

...munching on popcorn and whatching footage of a prank on Panther Squad.

Unfortunately, not everyone was here yet, and he wasn't ready.

He went around the general vicinity, making sure that all the set ups were ready, and then armed himself.

Suddenly, the rest of the prey arrived, the Iron Horse Squad, come to watch the humiliation of Panther Squad.

With his cameras and remote weapons ready at the press of his remote, Argon Viper stepped into the room.

"Hey Viper,"said Narm, getting up,"what's new?"

Master also stood up to greet him, walking towards him, they were playing their parts beautifully, almost as if following his orders.

As they reached his side of the room, he pressed the remote...

Suddenly, the room erupted with paintballs...all except the exact spot where Argon, Narm, and Master stood.

Master and Narm spun, seeing what had happened with shocked expressions on their faces.

But it was too late, they were implicated.

As Argon used his special excape route to a hidden room he had found a few weeks ago, he started reviewing the footage of two paintball covered squads chasing two of their own, and wondered how much to charge the two other squads and the HC for the pleasure of viewing this...

[MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Now EVERYONE'S against me!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!]