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Cosmic
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posted September 03, 2001 10:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cosmic   Click Here to Email Cosmic        Reply w/Quote
1) We are the greatest force in the Galaxy
2) People think Imperials are bad, but we wear white, meaning Purity, and the Rebels wear Red, meaning Vanity
3) We have bigger "toys"
4) We are Called Imperials and not Rebel Scum
5) We actually Salute to our Imperials and not say "eh. hi sir."
6) We have an acronym for our fighters: TIE - Twin Ion Engine
7) We are much more coordinated with our acronyms. TIE. Instead of the Rebels small-brained alphabet: A-wing. B-wing. X-wing. Y-wing. V-wing.
8) We REALLY go by: This is Classified. Read it and Die.
9) We are very disciplined. If you're not discplined, you "Die with Work."
10) We obey every word our leaders say. Other wise our vocal cords and little necks are squeezed to death.

/me holds up a little black flag with the letters: VE on it yelling: "GO VE! GO IMPERIALS!"

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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle


[This message has been edited by Cosmic (edited September 03, 2001).]

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COL Argon Viper
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posted September 03, 2001 11:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for COL Argon Viper   Click Here to Email COL Argon Viper        Reply w/Quote
Nice, not as funny as Geist's though

Argon

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Geist
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posted September 04, 2001 12:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Geist   Click Here to Email Geist        Reply w/Quote
Top ten reasons to join the fallen angels

10) Every new recruit recieves a fifty year old bottle of Coruscant Brandy and a pair of mirrorshades
9) The higher ups can take criticism, so you don't have to worry about getting killed for pointing out when they are wrong
8) We care enough to give you armor that actually is useful in combat
7) we care enough to give you armor that is actually camoflagued. Bright white armor is something you wear on a parade ground, not in combat, thank you.
6) There's the single largest and most well equiped bar in the galaxy aboard the Sweetums.
5) Only two members of the fallen angels have ever been proven to eat sentient lifeforms as a hoby.
4) We know there are snipers everywhere, so we don't salute
3) Uniforms are too conspicuous, so we don't use them
2) People think we are evil in attitude and actions, but that's only because we are!
1 and most important) Anyone that isn't one of us is a potential target

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Zed
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posted September 04, 2001 01:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Zed   Click Here to Email Zed        Reply w/Quote
GYAHAHHAHAHA
good one, Geist

-Zed

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Talon
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posted September 04, 2001 03:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon   Click Here to Email Talon        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic:
1) We are the greatest force in the Galaxy

And you say you want to join the Dark Jedi Order?
/me draws his sabers...

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Cosmic
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posted September 04, 2001 05:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cosmic   Click Here to Email Cosmic        Reply w/Quote
Well Imperials = Also DJO (Sort of). It goes hand-in-hand.

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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle

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COL Argon Viper
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posted September 04, 2001 05:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for COL Argon Viper   Click Here to Email COL Argon Viper        Reply w/Quote
More reasons to join the FA:

1)We give you explosives.
2)We aren't dumb enough to order frontal attacks.
3)You get to handle large guns.
4)If someone insults you, the Deathwookie takes care of it.
5)PRANKS!!!!!!!

Need I say more?

Argon(one of the two FA members proven to eat sencient beings as a hobby )

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Tycho
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posted September 04, 2001 09:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tycho   Click Here to Email Tycho        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by COL Argon Viper:
More reasons to join the FA:

1)We give you explosives.
2)We aren't dumb enough to order frontal attacks.
3)You get to handle large guns.
4)If someone insults you, the Deathwookie takes care of it.
5)PRANKS!!!!!!!

Need I say more?

Argon(one of the two FA members proven to eat sencient beings as a hobby )


Our frontal attacks consist of us sitting down and drinking some Corellian Ale while watching a nuke/thermonuke/anti-matter bomb drops on the target.

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Stonefish
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posted September 05, 2001 03:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stonefish   Click Here to Email Stonefish        Reply w/Quote
10 reasons NOT to join the Empire:

1. We induct more new troopers and pilots every day than any other faction.
2. We train our troops to be able to miss a Star Destroyer at ten feet with a standard blaster carbine.
3. We don't give our standard fighters shields.
4. Our helmets block around 70% of your vision.
5. Our armour won't stop a blaster bolt.
6. A kid from Planet X, a smuggler and a Wookiee can break into one of our prisons and get someone free.
7. All our biggest weapons come ready-equipped with a weakness that isn't worht worrying about.
8. We make the general populace hate us by killing anyone who annoys us.
9. High IQ is not a requirement for entry.
10. We had the galaxy and lost it to people with American accents, and a few walking fish.

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Ramon Stonefish

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Talon
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posted September 05, 2001 06:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon   Click Here to Email Talon        Reply w/Quote
lol.. not bad.

-Tal

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Tycho
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posted September 05, 2001 08:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tycho   Click Here to Email Tycho        Reply w/Quote
And whats wrong with losing to people with American accents???

I mean, I've got one! Is it so bad to lose to me???

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COL Argon Viper
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posted September 05, 2001 09:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for COL Argon Viper   Click Here to Email COL Argon Viper        Reply w/Quote
heh, I've got an American accent(thank god not a Texas one...). Oh well, I can always fake a British one, or better yet, a Scottish one. "Achhhhh ya cheese eatin' willy's". lol.

Argon

PS - my accent list includes French, German, British, lower class British, Aussie, Texan, Long Island, Normal US, Latino, Asian, Scottish, Irish, and a few more I'm too lazy to think of

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Tycho
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posted September 06, 2001 06:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tycho   Click Here to Email Tycho        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by COL Argon Viper:
heh, I've got an American accent(thank god not a Texas one...). Oh well, I can always fake a British one, or better yet, a Scottish one. "Achhhhh ya cheese eatin' willy's". lol.

Argon

PS - my accent list includes French, German, British, lower class British, Aussie, Texan, Long Island, Normal US, Latino, Asian, Scottish, Irish, and a few more I'm too lazy to think of


Bostonian? (Not considered, IMO, an American accent ).

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Raziel
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posted September 06, 2001 11:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Raziel   Click Here to Email Raziel        Reply w/Quote
lower class British?
lol

there are only about 100 upper class people left!

we mostly either have northern or southern accents

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I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head
I still remember every single word you said
And the shit that somehow came along with it
There's still one thing that comforts me
Since I was always caged and now I'm free" -Dave Grohl

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COL Argon Viper
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posted September 06, 2001 05:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for COL Argon Viper   Click Here to Email COL Argon Viper        Reply w/Quote
lol. Raz, I'm going by the stuff I hear, there's a difference. btw, which is north and which is south? Tych, I can do Bostonian and Brooklyn, but only sometimes

Argon

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