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double_agent unregistered |
posted May 28, 2000 03:22 PM
I Don't have the time (by time i mean attention span) to read the 37 (currently) posts on the other story, so i'll try my hand at making my own. so forgive me. this is my first time. Do I like chicken? You bet. .................................. Double agent was on leave on Snapple II, a tropical planet unknown to all but the best-looking soldiers, looking for some good-looking Natives (and some local alcohol, perhaps). He had been looking around for a couple of days, circling before the kill, and he was ready to make his move. He went to the bar and found the waitress he was looking for. Just as he was walking up to her, a beeping noise came from his wrist. Disappointed, but also a little relieved, he talked back. "This is Double Agent. What is it?" he asked. "This is Crysus, and we need all soldiers to get back here right now, especially you, with your good looks and heroic wit and charm, you would make the greatest hero ever." "OK, i guess there's always next month," he said, "But just so you know, i was REALLY enjoying myself. You should feel bad" "I'll get you 150% pay, now just get the heck back here!" came the reply. "He gives me 150% pay raise and i have to spend half of it on leaving early! look at these fuel prices!" he muttered to himself. Agent took off and when he arrived he immediately went to Crysus. "Sir, what's the problem?" he asked, "There doesn't seem to be anything wrong." "We are currently attempting to make the galaxy's largest cappucino, but almost all of our water supply has been STOLEN," Crysus replied. "We need you to take about 5 of the best soldiers you can find and track down the person who did this, and while you're standing up, get me another cup of java. And a donut. The white powdery ones." Agent refilled the cup, got a whole box of donuts and gave them to Crysus. "How many of those do you have in a day, sir? You seem to be getting a little....round." "uhhh....I GAVE YOU ORDERS! NOW GO!" he yelled. Agent left with a salute and a small laugh. IP: 207.32.44.20 |
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double_agent unregistered |
posted June 01, 2000 03:58 PM
ok, ok. it's fine with me if you guys don't want to have fun....just be that way and don't post ANYTHING...i'll just go cry....lol C'mon, people. just do it. it's fun. ------------------ IP: 207.32.44.18 |
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double_agent unregistered |
posted June 01, 2000 04:13 PM
Fine, I'll just write some more myself. As Agent walked down the corridor outside Crysus's office he started thinking about who he should take with him...well, i would ask Christiana who to take, but she was killed in the infamous "Bannanna Split Incident" by that pack of wild space baboons. Hmm...i guess i should go ask the squad leaders who the best soldiers are...but they are out at that stupid galaxy grammar rodeo...man, they have wierd ways to have fun. Well, I guess i'll go to the training area. When he went to the training area he saw a new recruit that was shooting stuff off of someone's head. man, that person looked familiar...oh, my god, it was Christiana! "Hey, stop letting that recruit shoot stuff off of your head!" Agent yelled at Christiana. But Christiana just stood there like she was frozen. "You lived through that bananna split incident?" agent asked, stunned. "mmsdnskhajhuehshshshmmmmmmmmmm" came the reply. "Oh, i forgot about that." Agent carried Christiana back inside and took her to the doctor who was shocked to find........... IP: 207.32.44.18 |
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Talon Citizen Posts: 584
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posted June 01, 2000 05:31 PM
 
.... that Christiana had died, but she had to come back from the dead to get revenge. When the doctor had revieved her she walked over and killed Agent...... Man, that was a great run on story wasn't it? I guess it is over. Sorry Agent. ------------------ IP: 64.45.136.24 |
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double_agent unregistered |
posted June 01, 2000 07:51 PM
darn. it's over. so don't post anything else. if you do i'll get you. i'll get you good. i dare you. c'mon, post something! see what i do to you! i'll get you good! Before you post anything...ask yourself one question...DO I FEEL LUCKY? well, do ya? Punk? Go ahead.....MAKE MY DAY... ------------------ IP: 207.32.44.16 |
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Crysus Citizen Posts: 93
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posted June 02, 2000 12:38 AM
With that the Prefect spun Agent around and threw his arm across his neck, squeezing tightly. Agents arms riased and grasped Crysus' gripped forearm. Crysus bent to his knees taking Agent down with him. He then lowered himself backwards a bit, further closing Agent's airway. He then twisted his neck sharply and let his limp body fall to the ground. "You're not that pretty, don't make me sound like a fag in your stories anymore." He said as he stood up. "Wasn't as clean as Vader's death grip, but it worked." ------------------ [This message has been edited by Crysus (edited 02 June 2000).] IP: 63.27.198.8 |
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double_agent unregistered |
posted June 02, 2000 12:45 AM
hehe. THAT'S how i'll keep this run-on going! I herby declar this run-on the "Kill Agent Run-on" if you don't kill me in the story, DON'T POST!!! ------------------ IP: 207.32.44.17 |
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da1sh1 unregistered |
posted June 02, 2000 12:59 AM
As Daishi walked into the room he saw Double Agents dead body and decided to resurect him using his limited knowladge of arcaine rituals. "Resurectum." Daishi said as he used his wand of resurection on Double Agent's dead body. "What hit me. All I was trying to do was find enough water to make the world's largest cappaccino." Double agent grumbled as he came back to life. "Itai naze?" Daishi replied as he put his wand of ressurection away. "Huh?" Double Agent rplied back not knowing what the frak Daishi just said. "Very loose translation is: 'I am glad I borrowed the Wand of Deresurection from the Insanity master.'" Daishi replied as he pulled out a 20 pound sledge hammer and made quick work of Double Agent. ------------------ IP: 63.16.0.18 |
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double_agent unregistered |
posted June 02, 2000 01:01 AM
hehe. i'll kill first. ................... As agent climbed the staris, he thought how ingenious his plan was. Hehe. they will all be tired from killing me and i can take over the VE!!! Muahahahaha! i will rule the galaxy!!!! or at least my house!!! he got to the top of the building and looked down, hesitating....he thought about what he could do if he backed out...no, he climbed too far to back out...plus he wanted to see what would happen...He leaned over the edge, looking down...dang...that was a long way....three, two, one, and he did it. he spit off the side of the building. all of a sudden he looked up and saw an alliance ship's proton torpedo coming straight at him...ow. ------------------ IP: 207.32.44.17 |
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masterjester unregistered |
posted June 14, 2000 11:42 PM
With agents dead body parts scatterd everywhere the stormtroopers picked up the parts and ground them up and sold them to the farmers for fetaliser IP: 38.27.163.19 |
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