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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14 Registered: Sep 2000	posted September 03, 1999 10:01 AM As Jackal sat in study hall, he got bored, so he travel down the hall to the library. there he got on the internet, and checked the comnet. he began to write a short story. the story ended up being boring, since he was bored. so now he is looking at the clock... well there's the bell... The End ------------------ Commander Jackal Morale Officer for the VEN. OS:XO- Official Sidekick of the Navy's Executive Officer. MoP:MO-FM/CM Jackal/Steel 2-2/Wing II/ISD-II Devastator/1ESF/VEN/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV)(Vonsam)=A= ICQ:21585728 IP: 206.140.251.
RA Sesswanna unregistered	posted September 03, 1999 09:11 PM As Sesswanna walked into his new school he felt very stupid, he didn't know a person. He wandered around aimlessly, staring at a few women here, and there, until he saw one that blew his socks off, and he just stared at her as he walked on down the hall. All of a sudden, Sess walked right into a locker door that some jerk had open, and he hit his head hard (OUCH!) He felt even more stupid now, as everyone laughed at him. The rest of his day was miserable, especially lunch time when he sat like an idiot on some bench with a cowboy and just... sat the whole time, until the bell finally rang (Saved by the Bell!!). He hurried to his next class, (Health, BAH), humming the Saved by The Bell tune the whole way, and some beef jerky overheard him, pointed and laughed. Sess immediatly started running for his class, tripping on a book bag conveniently placed right in his way. Tumbling head over heels, he smacked his head hard on the floor (OUCH!), 2nd time hitting it in one day. Looking up to see an entire hallway full of people laughing, snickering, and pointing at him, he darted the last inch for the door to his Health class, running into the teacher on the way (a hefty male health teacher, BAH) Apologizing, he quickly took his seat (secluded, in the back of the room) and... sat. In the middle of class everyone heard a loud RIP, and everyone looked back to look at Sess, who just released all the pressure he had built up all day. While the young freshman and the old fat teacher were knocked out by the stench, Sess skipped the last 4 minutes of class and went home. TO BE CONTINUED.... ----- All of the above is completely false, any resemblance in real events, or names, is purely coincidental. ------------------ Rear Admiral Sesswanna Executive Officer of the Vast Empire Intelligence Division Adjutant to the Fleet Commander of the Vast Empire Navy Elite Trooper 1 in the Vast Empire Special Forces XO/SO-4/ET-1/RA(L) Sesswanna/Erewhon 2/ISD-II Devastator/VEI/VEN/VE/NI [GRC(11 members)] [MAH/VC/VWM]=A= IP: 216.68.47.7
RA Sesswanna unregistered	posted September 03, 1999 09:24 PM Duck, Duck, Goose! ------------------ Rear Admiral Sesswanna Executive Officer of the Vast Empire Intelligence Division Adjutant to the Fleet Commander of the Vast Empire Navy Elite Trooper 1 in the Vast Empire Special Forces XO/SO-4/ET-1/RA(L) Sesswanna/Erewhon 2/ISD-II Devastator/VEI/VEN/VE/NI [GRC(11 members)] [MAH/VC/VWM]=A= IP: 216.68.47.7

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