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Auroras!
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posted April 08, 1999 11:37 PM              Reply w/Quote
The Top 20 Lines in Star Wars Movies That Are Improved by Substituting the Word: "Pants"

1) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. 2)We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down. 3) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, commander. 4) These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've

got it where it counts. 5) I find your lack of pants disturbing. 6) These pants contain the ultimate power in the

universe. I suggest we use it. 7) Han will have those pants down! We've got to give him

more time! 8) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface

assualt. 9) Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. 10) I used to bulls-eye womprats in my pants back home. 11) Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when i

was brought on board. 12) You look strong enough to pull the pants off a

Gundark. 13) That blast came from those pants! THAT THING'S

OPERATIONAL! 14) Don't worry, Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of

pants more heavily guarded than this. 15) Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your

highness. 16) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their

pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. 17) Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at

all, Chewie. 18) Attention, this is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has

taken control of my pants, I suggest you leave

before more troops arrive. 19) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. 20) You came in those pants? You're braver than I

thought...

Hee he

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Ramses Viper
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posted April 09, 1999 11:48 AM              Reply w/Quote
I've seen this before still lmao.

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2 LT Schnapps_2000
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posted April 09, 1999 01:55 PM              Reply w/Quote
I know this well, but it gets better every time

btw, in America "pants" means trousers, right? It's ven funnier with the Brit meaning

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RA Sesswanna
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posted April 09, 1999 03:58 PM              Reply w/Quote
this is both fun and lame, but that's OK.

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Auroras!
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posted April 09, 1999 04:32 PM              Reply w/Quote
funny lame stupid it dosen't matter I was board at the time and it wasn't hard to copy and past =)

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Athran
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posted April 12, 1999 08:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Athran   Click Here to Email Athran        Reply w/Quote
*LOL*
I think that is the most hilarious Star Wars joke type thing I have ever read or heard!!!

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RA Sesswanna
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posted April 12, 1999 10:24 PM              Reply w/Quote
Actually it was pretty funny Auroras, I enjoyed reading it.

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