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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted April 06, 1999 11:28 PM
A TIE Interceptor crashes into an asteroid, life support is lost, and the pilot, only known to a few as LCPL Stroh, is dying in the cockpit. "Oh no, we must help him," said Athran. "No, he crashed," said Sesswanna, "but that's OK." ------------------
[This message has been edited by RA Sesswanna (edited 04-06-99).] IP: 12.15.105.12 |
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Admiral Von Reinthaler unregistered |
posted April 07, 1999 03:14 AM
Well obviously it wasn't an Imp pilot becuase he crashed, meaning it was a Rebel Spy. This is where NiksaVel says something in his native tounge about us going to get some beers and we just forget this whole story "and that's OK!" ------------------ IP: 206.99.109.8 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted April 08, 1999 07:32 AM
I, personally, liked it, but that's OK. ------------------ IP: 12.15.105.11 |
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NiksaVel unregistered |
posted April 09, 1999 02:26 PM
Ja... understood  Idemo svi na pivu... s obzirom da sam ja kapetan Devastatora, progla�avam bar otvorenim ------------------ Email: [email protected] Hail to Victory! -Vice Admiral NiksaVel IP: 161.53.2.11 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted April 09, 1999 02:50 PM
If he can talk in his native tongue, can I talk in Latin? Podex perfectus es, Sesswanna, lmao!!! heheh, joke, if anyone can read Latin ------------------ IP: 195.92.199.10 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted April 09, 1999 03:57 PM
alright, I want to translations going now! I must know how you are making fun of me!!!!!!!!! I don't like to be made fun of, but that's OK. ------------------ IP: 12.15.105.10 |
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Ramses Viper unregistered |
posted April 09, 1999 04:37 PM
Nice one Schnapps ------------------ IP: 209.144.94.9 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted April 09, 1999 06:05 PM
Sess, stercorem pro cerebro habes, ------------------ IP: 195.92.194.4 |
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Ramses Viper unregistered |
posted April 09, 1999 08:34 PM
lol Latin is such a great language. ------------------ IP: 209.144.94.6 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted April 09, 1999 10:16 PM
Hmmm, let's try to think of some more, I could tell him "de stella Martis vere venesti", but if someone said that to me, I'd take it as a complement . . . ------------------ IP: 195.92.199.10 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted April 10, 1999 08:52 AM
Alright, now let's stop with the insults and tell me what all this means, before I have to guess, and I don't wanna sit and try to translate Latin for 7 hours! If you don't tell me I will be mad, but that's OK. ------------------ IP: 12.15.105.10 |
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Ramses Viper unregistered |
posted April 10, 1999 10:44 AM
hehe, you would take that as a compliment, since we know nothing offends you Sess, quick tip, just find an....oh nevermind, this is too much fun. Sesswanna, cardinalis homo. oooh, that was a bad one, hope you have fun figuring it out Sess. lol ------------------ IP: 209.144.94.10 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted April 10, 1999 11:55 AM
Viper es muy feo. Schnapps es muy bonita. ------------------ [This message has been edited by RA Sesswanna (edited 04-12-99).] IP: 12.15.105.11 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted April 10, 1999 12:38 PM
Latin is still the best: futue te ipsum et caballum tuum. ------------------ IP: 195.92.199.10 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted April 10, 1999 05:00 PM
Laten es el stupid, but that's OK. ------------------ IP: 12.15.105.12 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted April 10, 1999 06:06 PM
Vah!Denuone Latine loquebar? ------------------ IP: 195.92.194.1 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted April 11, 1999 07:27 PM
Tu madre es feo. ------------------ [This message has been edited by RA Sesswanna (edited 04-12-99).] IP: 12.15.105.10 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted April 11, 1999 11:21 PM
Tu Habla Espanol? ------------------ IP: 12.15.105.11 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted April 12, 1999 10:26 AM
Sprechen sie Deutsch? Parlez vous Francais? Do you speak English? ------------------ IP: 195.92.194.4 |
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Athran Citizen Posts: 98
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posted April 12, 1999 08:30 PM
 
Umm........ ok guys this is getting really strange even for the post Sesswanna started the whole story thing out with. I would just like to add though that ESPANOL rules. Me gusta espanol! ---------- CMDR/CMDR_Athran/Alpha_1-1/ISDII_Devastator/VEN/NI IP: 208.129.162.11 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted April 12, 1999 10:27 PM
Yeah, Espanol es coolo, hehe. ------------------ IP: 12.15.105.11 |
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Archer unregistered |
posted April 13, 1999 02:22 PM
On behalf of Schnapps (hehe), I'd like to say that she's really ill right now, but she also assures you that Latin and English are the best languages ever (except perhaps Oggish, or is it Oggham?) and all her witty retorts will just have to wait until her keyboard stops spinning ------------------ IP: 195.92.194.7 |
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Athran Citizen Posts: 98
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posted April 13, 1999 07:54 PM
So the second half of Schnapps is revealed. hehe I agree with you that english rules, but not on the latin one. Spanish is the language of the coming times. ----------- CMDR/CMDR_Athran/Alpha_1-1/ISDII_Devastator/VEN/NI IP: 208.129.162.10 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted April 13, 1999 08:14 PM
Athran is right, 2nd most important language is Spanish, at least in America. ------------------ IP: 12.15.105.13 |
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Archer unregistered |
posted April 13, 1999 08:47 PM
Look at it like this. Take out an atlas. Find the United Kingdom. It's the pink bit at the top left of Europe. Look how small it is. Tiny, really. Now look at the map again. See how big the planet is. Now think about this: second most spoken language in the world, English. All from that timy little pink bit. Wow. Gets me right here. ------------------ IP: 195.92.199.10 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted April 13, 1999 10:59 PM
Yea, look at this... The Revolutionary War- The British had the biggest army- by far, and we won't even go into the navy part, hehe. but all in all who ended up winning, not making fun just comparing size and outcomes like you. ------------------ IP: 12.15.105.11 |
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Archer unregistered |
posted April 14, 1999 12:21 PM
Let's look at the wars our countries have lost. As far as I can remember, the only time Britain has been beaten and not then beaten the french next time round, hehe, is by a couple of ex-colonies, and bravo in fighting for your freedom, etc, etc. Now let's look at the USA. Does that "V" word ring any bells? But I'm stopping this now, cos I don't want to get credits deducted for starting some kind of racial fued, hehe ------------------ IP: 195.92.194.2 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted April 14, 1999 03:52 PM
Uh, Vietnam, it wan not a real loss, it was just gay. but we did screw up, but lokk at the President at the time. Vietnam just sucked bad. But uh, the Wars in Europe were just gay. "Hey guys, let's walk across a field in a big line and get shot, then we can lay there and watch our friends get shot!" ok so it was really popular and worke4d well over there, but you saw waht hgappened when you brought it over here, i just hop you don't tyr that in JK. hehe Ah, but who won the BIGGEST WAR ??? hehe ------------------ IP: 12.15.105.12 |
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Archer unregistered |
posted April 14, 1999 04:24 PM
Believe me, I have thousands of witty retorts, cos I have eaten guys like you for breakfast. But I'm not going to becasuse a) it's not worth the trouble and b) it's hard to argue with someone who's best insult is "gay", because I have to pick myself up and try to stop laughing every time I read another of said lame insults. ------------------ IP: 195.92.194.2 |
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Athran Citizen Posts: 98
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posted April 14, 1999 06:03 PM
Well I'm not sure if my memory serves me right (it usually doesnt'), but was the most causalties at war in the American Civil war? (stupid fight) Or was it the WWI and WWII things that take that prize? I just think that the U.S. was like not to swift back when we did that war over slavery. To save Europe, now that's a reason, but why couldn't the South just give up the slaves man! As of now though I would have to say that the most power in the world goes to the good old U.S.A. ------------ CMDR/CMDR_Athran/ALpha_1-1/WingI/ISDII_Devastator/1stesf/VEN/NI IP: 208.129.162.14 |
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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted April 15, 1999 04:32 PM
I vaguely remember this being a story comnet, hmmm. You might want to move to the Lounge comnet? Or perhaps ask Kadann to start a 'Who Can Speak More Languages...And Insult the Other Guy As Well' comnet? P.S. I think that Grand Admiral Majere does not want things bordering on political subjects (i.e whether the US was smart way back when, and whether there is a higher body count in WWI, WWII, Civil War, etc.) being discussed in this forum. Just giving you a forewarning...
Major General Rarc Spartacus IP: 209.112.140.12 |
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Athran Citizen Posts: 98
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posted April 15, 1999 04:56 PM
I guess this is gettings a little out of hand. I'm deeply sorry if I have offended someone by my last post on this thread. I wasn't directing that to be racial or anything related. ------------- CMDR/CM Athran/Alpha 1-1/WingI/ISD-II Devastator/1stESF/VEN/NI IP: 208.129.162.14 |
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FA Von Reinthaler unregistered |
posted April 15, 1999 09:14 PM
It is well known that Deutsch is the second language in the Vast Empire, so alle die Offizieren in der Imperialen Reich sprechen Deutsch wann Sie wollen werden cool. Je personnellement d�truirai et violerai les �pouses de qui parler fran�ais et l'aimer. Gracias, y tenga un d�a hermoso. IP: 206.99.109.8 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted April 15, 1999 09:41 PM
If german is the VE's second language, then I have nly this to say: Entschuldigung, vie komma ich am bestan zum Kuli, bitte? Ich trinke gern Schnapps! Sorry about that, but it's 3:30am, I'm in an odd mood . . . ------------------ IP: 195.92.194.2 |
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