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Jackal
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posted August 05, 1999 05:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jackal   Click Here to Email Jackal        Reply w/Quote
INCOMING SPEACH:

�Good and loyal people of the Vast Empire, you all know me as Jackal, well that is no more. You can call me, Commander Jackal. And guess what ! I am your
new morale officer. I know, I know, you don�t think I am the slightest bit funny, (you will be
receiving a picture of me in your mailbox). You see, I have already begun work to make the Vast
Empire more pleasing for you. The main reason, as you all know, everyone is boring ! Yes,
everyone, and so am I. But I will have to change, if only to put a smile on your ugly mugs. And
for all of our overseas people, a mug, is a head. So with this in mind, bare with me, and try to
keep a smile on your face.

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Commander Jackal
Morale Officer for the VEN.
MoP:MO-FM/CM Jackal/Steel 2-2/Wing II/ISD-II Devastator/1ESF/VEN/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV)ICQ:21585728


[This message has been edited by Jackal (edited 08-05-99).]

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2 LT Schnapps_2000
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posted August 05, 1999 10:02 PM              Reply w/Quote
moral: 1 a. concerend with character etc. or with right and wrong; good, virtuous. 2 n. moral lesson; in pl. moral habits.

morale n. mental attitude or bearing of a person or group.

Now, out of interest . . . is Commander Jackal the moral officer or the morale officer?

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Jackal
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posted August 05, 1999 10:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jackal   Click Here to Email Jackal        Reply w/Quote
why whatever are you talking about
and your great Fleet Admiral spelled it that way too ! so hah, i kind-of thought something looked wrong, thank you, once again Schnapps, for being a good DICtionary.

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NiksaVel
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posted August 06, 1999 02:44 AM              Reply w/Quote
Da Croat blahs.

I neer said I was good with English

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2 LT Schnapps_2000
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posted August 06, 1999 03:09 AM              Reply w/Quote
Dmanit Jackal, why did you go listening to him?

He's a Croation, what would he know?

NiksalVel! He's da man! Da man in Croatia!

Hmm, what language do you ctually speak, Niks?

Hmm hmm, I think I should go sleep, it is kinda late . . .

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NiksaVel
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posted August 06, 1999 09:43 AM              Reply w/Quote
Why, my primary language is Croatian, of course

But I am pretty good at this English thing

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Fleet Admiral Nikola Ivan 'NiksaVel' Leder
Vast Empire Fleet Commander
FC/ET-2/FA NiksaVel/ISD-II Devastator/1ESF/VEN/NI =A=
Shadow Hunter NiksaVel (Sith)/Cruarch/Gimel Cadre/House Castellan/SoH
[NDM/LoM/MC 1st*5/CBV/VC-gold/MoT-rh/SRC(7 members)][T/D Azagthoth]
devastator.tsx.org

Email: [email protected]
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NiksaVel
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posted August 06, 1999 05:20 PM              Reply w/Quote
Hey ppls, did you notice that the Navy comnet has the most posts, not counting the main and the lounge comnets? Come on ppls let's beat the lounge

[This message has been edited by NiksaVel (edited 08-06-99).]

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RA Sesswanna
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posted August 06, 1999 06:04 PM              Reply w/Quote
Glady, sir!
/me started the post on the Navy comnet with the mosts replies, hehehe.

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Rear Admiral Sesswanna
Executive Officer of the Vast Empire Intelligence Division
Adjutant to the Fleet Commander of the Vast Empire Navy
Elite Trooper 1 in the Vast Empire Special Forces
XO/SO-4/ET-1/RA(L) Sesswanna/Erewhon 2/ISD-II Devastator/VEI/VEN/VE/NI [GRC(11 members)] [MAH][VC][VWM]

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Jackal
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posted August 07, 1999 12:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jackal   Click Here to Email Jackal        Reply w/Quote
Now for a joke, the first person to get the answer, i will give 1K too... but if it is not answered in 1 hour, sorry, no money... so if you read this too late, you don't check the comnet enough !!! like me

sorry, i forgot the joke

ok, ready ?

Why, did... the... Admiral.... cross... the... Galaxy ?!?!

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Commander Jackal
Morale Officer for the VEN.
MoP:MO-FM/CM Jackal/Steel 2-2/Wing II/ISD-II Devastator/1ESF/VEN/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV)ICQ:21585728

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2 LT Schnapps_2000
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posted August 07, 1999 02:13 AM              Reply w/Quote
Why did the Admiral cross the Galaxy?

To find another faction's territory where the XO could pretend to be her!

(Jacky knows what I mean )

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RA Sesswanna
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posted August 07, 1999 02:46 PM              Reply w/Quote
Jacky?
uhoh

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Rear Admiral Sesswanna
Executive Officer of the Vast Empire Intelligence Division
Adjutant to the Fleet Commander of the Vast Empire Navy
Elite Trooper 1 in the Vast Empire Special Forces
XO/SO-4/ET-1/RA(L) Sesswanna/Erewhon 2/ISD-II Devastator/VEI/VEN/VE/NI [GRC(11 members)] [MAH][VC][VWM]

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2 LT Schnapps_2000
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posted August 07, 1999 06:47 PM              Reply w/Quote
Hehe, Jacky is no worse than Sessil . . . unless you're getting jealous, of course

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RA Sesswanna
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posted August 07, 1999 07:17 PM              Reply w/Quote
dang it, you caught me!
/me blushes.

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Rear Admiral Sesswanna
Executive Officer of the Vast Empire Intelligence Division
Adjutant to the Fleet Commander of the Vast Empire Navy
Elite Trooper 1 in the Vast Empire Special Forces
XO/SO-4/ET-1/RA(L) Sesswanna/Erewhon 2/ISD-II Devastator/VEI/VEN/VE/NI [GRC(11 members)] [MAH][VC][VWM]

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Jackal
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posted August 07, 1999 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jackal   Click Here to Email Jackal        Reply w/Quote
that's just wrong...

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Commander Jackal
Morale Officer for the VEN.
OS:XO- Official Sidekick of the Navy's Executive Officer.
MoP:MO-FM/CM Jackal/Steel 2-2/Wing II/ISD-II Devastator/1ESF/VEN/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV)ICQ:21585728


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Jackal
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posted August 07, 1999 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jackal   Click Here to Email Jackal        Reply w/Quote
also, since no one replied in time, no one gets my money ! HAHAHA

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Commander Jackal
Morale Officer for the VEN.
OS:XO- Official Sidekick of the Navy's Executive Officer.
MoP:MO-FM/CM Jackal/Steel 2-2/Wing II/ISD-II Devastator/1ESF/VEN/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV)ICQ:21585728


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Ramses Viper
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posted August 08, 1999 09:23 AM              Reply w/Quote
Oh, and Jackal, most of the people who posted don't have to worry about winning 1k, try 100K next time :P


Viper

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Marshall Ramses Viper
Prefect of the VE-A
frmr. NI Senator
Other various credentials
to make this longer

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RA Sesswanna
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posted August 08, 1999 01:23 PM              Reply w/Quote
he probably can't afford that one...
hehe

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Rear Admiral Sesswanna
Executive Officer of the Vast Empire Intelligence Division
Adjutant to the Fleet Commander of the Vast Empire Navy
Elite Trooper 1 in the Vast Empire Special Forces
XO/SO-4/ET-1/RA(L) Sesswanna/Erewhon 2/ISD-II Devastator/VEI/VEN/VE/NI [GRC(11 members)] [MAH/VC/VWM]=A=


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NiksaVel
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posted August 08, 1999 04:18 PM              Reply w/Quote
heh.. this isn't coming out of the Morale Officer's personal account... do you REALLY think that after we took over Vonsam System there is ANYTHING this Navy can't afford?

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Fleet Admiral Nikola Ivan 'NiksaVel' Leder
Vast Empire Fleet Commander
FC/ET-2/FA NiksaVel/ISD-II Devastator/1ESF/VEN/NI =A=
Shadow Hunter NiksaVel (Sith)/Cruarch/Gimel Cadre/House Castellan/SoH
[NDM/LoM/MC 1st*5/CBV/VC-gold/MoT-rh/SRC(7 members)][T/D Azagthoth]
devastator.tsx.org

Email: [email protected]
ICQ UIN: 5356804


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Jackal
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posted August 08, 1999 04:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jackal   Click Here to Email Jackal        Reply w/Quote
i suddenly got the idea guys, and i put down the joke thing, i didn't know how much $$$i had in my account, so i only offered 1K, it is so easy to win, so i didn't offer much...

and i did not have permission to say that the Navy would pay for it, but if i am right, NiksaVel might just be hinting at that.... so next joke on them, right ?

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Commander Jackal
Morale Officer for the VEN.
OS:XO- Official Sidekick of the Navy's Executive Officer.
MoP:MO-FM/CM Jackal/Steel 2-2/Wing II/ISD-II Devastator/1ESF/VEN/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV)ICQ:21585728


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