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Crysus
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posted November 30, 2000 11:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Crysus   Click Here to Email Crysus        Reply w/Quote

Anyone got a good joke?

Make it clean or don't post it.

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Crysus
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posted November 30, 2000 11:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Crysus   Click Here to Email Crysus        Reply w/Quote
You have to say this one out loud to get it, won't be funny on the comnet, but use it against the ones you love.


Q) Who won the race between the elephant and the brain-for?

(most likely they will say...)

A) What's a brain for?

Cheap humor is best... gotta love it.

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Cosmic
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posted December 02, 2000 12:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cosmic   Click Here to Email Cosmic        Reply w/Quote
Q what do you call an icecream cone that has the sillies?

A Sillicone!

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Christiana
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posted December 02, 2000 04:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Christiana   Click Here to Email Christiana        Reply w/Quote
What's a "Brain-for", btw?
..... after the joke, when everyone gets quiet and rethinks it out... what kind of animal am I supposed to tell them it is?

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Crysus
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posted December 02, 2000 03:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Crysus   Click Here to Email Crysus        Reply w/Quote
umm...

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Bear
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posted December 03, 2000 04:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bear   Click Here to Email Bear        Reply w/Quote
Tell them its a female Homo-Sapien

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Agent
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posted December 06, 2000 11:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Agent   Click Here to Email Agent        Reply w/Quote
two fun little immature things to do is what my coach has been doing all week.

Spell shop out lous to yourself.

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now, answer this: what do you do when you get to a green light?

Stop?

NO! you go, stupids!

this also works with spelling roast and asking what you put into a toaster (bread, by the way, makes the best toast, in case timber was wondering where i got that expression from...)

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