posted September 02, 2001 10:24 PM               

1) 1 Year of bad luck
2) 13 Smites with Trigit and his special smiting techniques
3) Acne arises
4) Hormonial swings start to make you insane
5) More dagnabbit responsibility
5) More homework
6) More suffering
7) "GET YOUR BUTT IN THE BED NOW!" - Good 'ol Momsy
8) "CAN'T I STAY UP A BIT LONGER!" - Japer
9) "NO! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR YELLING AT YOUR MOTHER!" - Good 'ol Mumsy
10) At least you still have friends in the VE
11) At least you're Captain
12) I wonder what High School looks like
13) Happy Birthday Jap!

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posted September 02, 2001 10:48 PM               

1.Start looking for Girls
2.More chores around the house.
3.A coin-shaped cake from Piett
4.Money from doing those chores to buy VE Games.
5.Height Increases.
6.Choice of High School decided.
7.Bigger B-Day presents
8.A pink bathrobe from Cosmic
9.ICs from Jedi
10.Your life becomes less and less your own.
11.Peers trying to get you to do things.
12.A whole new vioce!
13.Three more years until you start Driving!

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Corporal Jedi
Raiders' Squad
Army of the Vast Empire
TRP/CPL Jedi/3SQD/1PLT/COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE[OPE]

posted September 03, 2001 12:12 AM               

I actually know what Japer's high school will look like...I've been there. It's about as exciting as any other I suppose.

Besides, any driving he does will fit right into the normal driving pattern in his town.

Do me a favor Jape...whenever I'm up in that area in years to come and am sharing the road with you, go contrary to normal habit there and use your turn signals!

posted September 03, 2001 12:23 AM               

At the age of 13, the year one becomes a teenager. One day you will awaken kinda drowsy and stupified. For you have had your brain sucked out by aliens.

After this, for many years you will rebel, not listening to anyone but yourself, you will find yourself tempted by things you will think back on and regret that you would have made a different choice.

For most ppl, you will start to get it back at around the ate of 19, some a little earlier, some later, all depends on your decisions in life...

So...my moral to this urban legend. Don't be a dumb @SS as a teenager and you'll turn out of

Happy Birthday Japer, and good luck!

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Colonel Anakin
Executive Officer for the Army
Regiment Commander
XO/RC/COL Anakin/HCA-2/1RGT/VEA/TADATH/VE [SCP][CDS][IOC][CM-SS][LoCx23]
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"A true Jedi is forced to adapt or be destroyed." - Luke Skywalker

posted September 03, 2001 04:21 AM               

Congrats Japer, and be a better person than I was at that age.

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Jociam Geist, Capt/Dream 1-3/Lightbringer, Fallen Angels/IW (ret)

posted September 03, 2001 08:14 AM               

Sergeant Major Stormtrooper 1026
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posted September 03, 2001 04:41 PM               

Alles = All Gut = Good Zum = Of (I think) Geburstag = Birthday

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posted September 03, 2001 07:16 PM               

Alles=all Gutes=good Zum=for Geburtstag=Birthday.