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Cosmic
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posted September 02, 2001 10:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cosmic   Click Here to Email Cosmic        Reply w/Quote
Happy Birthday Japer! You know what this means!

1) 1 Year of bad luck
2) 13 Smites with Trigit and his special smiting techniques
3) Acne arises
4) Hormonial swings start to make you insane
5) More dagnabbit responsibility
5) More homework
6) More suffering
7) "GET YOUR BUTT IN THE BED NOW!" - Good 'ol Momsy
8) "CAN'T I STAY UP A BIT LONGER!" - Japer
9) "NO! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR YELLING AT YOUR MOTHER!" - Good 'ol Mumsy
10) At least you still have friends in the VE
11) At least you're Captain
12) I wonder what High School looks like
13) Happy Birthday Jap!

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Jedi
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posted September 02, 2001 10:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi   Click Here to Email Jedi        Reply w/Quote
Hey Jap its more like this

1.Start looking for Girls
2.More chores around the house.
3.A coin-shaped cake from Piett
4.Money from doing those chores to buy VE Games.
5.Height Increases.
6.Choice of High School decided.
7.Bigger B-Day presents
8.A pink bathrobe from Cosmic
9.ICs from Jedi
10.Your life becomes less and less your own.
11.Peers trying to get you to do things.
12.A whole new vioce!
13.Three more years until you start Driving!

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Talon
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posted September 02, 2001 11:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon   Click Here to Email Talon        Reply w/Quote
That last one scares me, Jedi. Happy b-day Jap.

-Tal

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COL Argon Viper
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posted September 02, 2001 11:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for COL Argon Viper   Click Here to Email COL Argon Viper        Reply w/Quote
I woulda thought that the fact that I'm already driving would make you more scared than that

Argon

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Zed
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posted September 02, 2001 11:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Zed   Click Here to Email Zed        Reply w/Quote
yip yep,.. Happeh B-day,.. don't forget the cake
-Zed

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Fury
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posted September 03, 2001 12:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fury   Click Here to Email Fury        Reply w/Quote
Happy Birthday Japer. Hope you enjoy the day.

I actually know what Japer's high school will look like...I've been there. It's about as exciting as any other I suppose.

Besides, any driving he does will fit right into the normal driving pattern in his town.

Do me a favor Jape...whenever I'm up in that area in years to come and am sharing the road with you, go contrary to normal habit there and use your turn signals!

[This message has been edited by Fury (edited September 03, 2001).]

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Anakin
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posted September 03, 2001 12:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Anakin   Click Here to Email Anakin        Reply w/Quote
OK OK How could any of you forget the most important thing that happens when you turn 13...

At the age of 13, the year one becomes a teenager. One day you will awaken kinda drowsy and stupified. For you have had your brain sucked out by aliens.

After this, for many years you will rebel, not listening to anyone but yourself, you will find yourself tempted by things you will think back on and regret that you would have made a different choice.

For most ppl, you will start to get it back at around the ate of 19, some a little earlier, some later, all depends on your decisions in life...

So...my moral to this urban legend. Don't be a dumb @SS as a teenager and you'll turn out of

Happy Birthday Japer, and good luck!

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"A true Jedi is forced to adapt or be destroyed." - Luke Skywalker

[This message has been edited by Anakin (edited September 03, 2001).]

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COL Argon Viper
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posted September 03, 2001 12:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for COL Argon Viper   Click Here to Email COL Argon Viper        Reply w/Quote
lol, sounds like my brother So far I haven't had any of that(had the hormones and the braindead part, but not the rebellion). Oh well, I'm nuts, what can I say

Argon
"Everybody but me is nuts, why must I be the one to suffer!!!!!!!!!" - me

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Geist
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posted September 03, 2001 04:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Geist   Click Here to Email Geist        Reply w/Quote
Thirteen. Dang that makes me feel old.

Congrats Japer, and be a better person than I was at that age.

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Raziel
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posted September 03, 2001 07:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Raziel   Click Here to Email Raziel        Reply w/Quote
13...hmm what did i do when i was 13?
not alot
You want to get to 14,15 and 16 faster when you start to discover alcohol and more interesting things....

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I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head
I still remember every single word you said
And the shit that somehow came along with it
There's still one thing that comforts me
Since I was always caged and now I'm free" -Dave Grohl

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Stormtrooper 1026
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posted September 03, 2001 08:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stormtrooper 1026   Click Here to Email Stormtrooper 1026        Reply w/Quote
Happy Birthday Japer!
Alles gute zum Geburtstag (That was German..)
May the power of the force lead you...always.
I know you since you were a Private...and in my Squad. What a Trooper... - and now, you are a higher rank than me....*sniff* they grow up so fast! *buhuhu*

Sergeant Major Stormtrooper 1026
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Proud owner of a Pink Bathrobe

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COL Argon Viper
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posted September 03, 2001 09:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for COL Argon Viper   Click Here to Email COL Argon Viper        Reply w/Quote
LOL!!! Congrats on surviving another year Jap, hopefully you're not as dumb as most of us were when we were 13

Argon

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Cosmic
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posted September 03, 2001 04:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cosmic   Click Here to Email Cosmic        Reply w/Quote
I remember when I was 13 The year went too fast for me :P
And let's see Stormie...hmm... You said
All good of Birthday? I dunno. I'm still learning the language.

Alles = All Gut = Good Zum = Of (I think) Geburstag = Birthday

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Tycho
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posted September 03, 2001 06:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tycho   Click Here to Email Tycho        Reply w/Quote
Happy Birthday!

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COL Argon Viper
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posted September 03, 2001 07:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for COL Argon Viper   Click Here to Email COL Argon Viper        Reply w/Quote
/me speaks enough German to translate.

Alles=all Gutes=good Zum=for Geburtstag=Birthday.

Argon

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Japer
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posted September 04, 2001 03:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Japer   Click Here to Email Japer        Reply w/Quote
thanks everyone im sure that i wont do THAT much

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