posted August 16, 2001 02:18 AM               

Things I learned watching anime

1 don't try to hide anything from pimps in pink coats, they know everything!
2 teeth make anything stronger.
3 tactical brilliance does not require any other form of intelligence.
4 the human body contains eight gallons of blood.
5 the most dangerous angels are those who are openly gay.
6 Any situation that can be solved can be solved better if a woman wears less clothing.
7 the english translation of a japanese song generally makes about as much sense as the japanese.
8 you really can hit a sattelite in orbit with a rocket launcher made out of whatever trash you find in an alley.
9 any situation that can be solved can be solved better if you use bigger robots.
10 somewhere out there there is a train flying around the galaxy that needs to be blown up.
11 never say anything bad about scrawny people named jeffry.
12 you can toss your friends into the jaws of death and still be a hero.
13 If you see a group of identical, tall, dark haired woman wearing little more than a plate of armor on one shoulder and a sword, cup your ears and run like hell. Whatever you do, don't make them laugh!
14 Shy little girls are just machine gods waiting to happen.
15 Plug suits have to be skin tight to work, it has nothing to do with making sure every curve and angle of Asuka's and Rei's bodies are clearly visible.
16 Most females develope to near adult form by fourteen and stop aging at all after that.
17 a good cook will also function effectively as a combat pilot.
18 tactical brilliance is knowing when to fire the big gun.
19 the eleven year old who talks to the computer knows more than you.
20 who gets to command the ship is best decided by beauty contests.
21 when a war ends people will inevitably want to throw their weapons into the sun, then they have to go retrieve them to fight the next war.
22 evil women can be distinguished from good women because evil women always squint and good women have big, bright, brainless eyes.
23 unrequited love is funny.
24 All evil overlords are actually gay men serving a higher power.
25 Your enemy will invaribly shoot in one specific direction as much as he can even though you are a few feet to the left or right.
26 "revamped for the nineties" means more nudy shots.
27 aditional fins, chrome, and bright paint make a robot stronger.
28 the most effective crew is that composed of twenty year olds abducted from random, unrelated jobs.
29 people who build massive computer systems to look at headless porn just don't get it.
30 rigging some worthless trinkets to explode is a useful anti-theft measure.
31 when people start curbing the irresponsible destructiveness of their pets, things get more and more boring.
32 Pikachu could be easily turned to the dark side of the force if we just got him away from that Ash twit.
33 It's the quiet ones that can rule the world.
34 SHINOBU!!!!!!
35 If you think she's a she, be careful. You can never be sure...
36 Feelings of lust can produce spontaneous nose bleeds in some Japanese males.
37 All the real satifying psychic experiences involve uncontrolled mutation.
38 Grim looking men in suits are either very good at their job or very bad.
39 Hentai doesn't have to make sense, damnit!
40 Black hair is really blue hair that has been oppressed by western culture
41 Extreme overconfidence is a powerful weapon.
42 Lain is watching you!

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Jociam Geist
Capt/Dream 1-3/Lightbringer, Fallen Angels/IW (ret)

"I did it. Do you think I've gone to far?" -Dave Mathews Band

"A warrior leaves broken bodies in his wake because he knows the dead can never harm him." -Vlad Ward

"Quiet! A few more spot welds and lilly will be invincible!" -Uribitaki

posted August 17, 2001 10:00 AM               

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GV/ SG Japer/Sith/Dark Knight 1-2 Cabal/ Eagle Sect/VEDJ

SXO/CPT/Japer/1SQD/1PLT/1/1COM/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE/IOC/LoC/CM
/BS/ES 2nd Class

Pilot/LCW Emon/Viper 1-4/Wing I/m/SSD Atrus/VEN/VE

"There is a time for
diplomacy and there is a time for war. Diplomacy is over"some guy from Kiss Of The Dragon

"Every single muscle in my body aches and I can barley walk - and I love it." me

"What is love? Love is gettin it up the butt"leon phelps

"Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches"Rob Zombie

posted August 17, 2001 11:10 AM               

1. Never make a contract with a goddess who has a very temperate young sister
2. Don't underestimate the power of a man cover with band-aid
3. Female can be much more better mechanic than male
4. Don't talk to a schoolgirl that walking around with a Kendo stick
5. Always pick the bigger crate, ALWAYS
6. You can always see S&M in every Hentai Movie
7. Don't mock a shark that have a parrot that only said "Help Me"
8. Look around, there might be a naked girl using stealth mode
9. Run if you meet a guy with scar in his cheek. wearing haori, and using reversed blade
10. an odd pervert people usually an ex Mercenary
11. At age 17, the body of a girl change drastically
12. You can shot more than 30 bullets although you're using a Magnum
13. always check twice if you want to enter a bar in Shinjuku
14. Using a pink female shape figured robot is not too bad at all
15. Don't mess with anyone who grin before combat, although she's only 7 years old
16. Main Chara always gained far much more power than the other after s/he gone exploring
17. Don't ask Shen-Long a girl's panty
18. Almost all male atlantican deform into a dildo
19. The Bad guy usually the King right hand man
20. You can conquer China with Cooking skills
21. Your most hate person might turn up as your own mother
22. Even a baka idiotic person can win a basketball championship
23. Watch out for people that have Gemini sign
24. Even a 17 years old schoolboy can destroy the entire Neo-Tokyo
25. Don't fall in love with a girl exposed with an alien spirit
26. Shisio Makoto Rules !!!
27. Almost all hentai rape movies related to Inju
28. Don't read, speak, watch porn with a girl using huge Mallet as a weapon
29. You must kill your brother to explore the world
30. Don't mess with a kid who made chopstick for a log using only his bare hand
31. The better the anime, the bigger chance you might found it on Hentai Manga or Movie ^^;
32. Don't Fall in love with a girl who come out from a TV, (specially when you already saw THE RING ) /me shudder

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Elite Leading Crewman Zed Zeon
FM/LCRW Zed Zeon/Viper1-3/Wing1/m-SDD Atrus/VEN/VE
Elite Trooper Dez
ETRP/SGT Dez/1SQD/1PLT/1COMP/1BAT/Lorn IV/VEA/VE
Anywhere can be heaven as long as you have the will to live - Ikari Yui
Pleasure is a sin, and sometimes sin is a pleasure - Lord Byron
Omoi de wa itsumo kirei dakedo, Sore dake ja onaka ga suku wa-Judy n Mary

posted August 17, 2001 06:56 PM               

He told you to look out for her.

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Jociam Geist
Capt/Dream 1-3/Lightbringer, Fallen Angels/IW (ret)

"Zankoku na tenshi no yoni.." (like an angel without a sense of mercy...)

"I did it. Do you think I've gone to far?"

"A warrior leaves broken bodies in his wake because he knows the dead can never harm him."
"Quiet! A few more spot welds and lilly will be invincible!"

"Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only
seeks battle after the victory has been won, whereas he who is
destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory."

posted August 18, 2001 11:58 PM               

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First Lieutenant Cosmic
SL/1LT Cosmic/3SQD/1PLT/1COMP/1BAT/1RGT/VEA/VE [OPE][OTH][OPA][IH][CDS][IOC]
EFM/LCRW Tarkin/Viper 2-4/Wing I/M/SSD Atrus/1VENF/VEN[BRC][BRC]