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Geist
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posted August 06, 2001 12:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Geist   Click Here to Email Geist        Reply w/Quote
10) He knows how to perform a proper imperial salute.
9) He performs a proper imperial salute whenever he sees you.
8) There is an all powerful state in any of his campaign universes known simply as "the Empire".
7) Whenever you play starcraft against him, he starts humming the imperial march just before the hideous fleet of battecruisers reaches your base.
6) He firmly believes that Vader could throttle the entire borg collective from the comfort of the executor.
5) He ever calls George Lucas a wimp for letting the rebels win.
4) He has a Luke Skywalker voodoo doll.
3) He doesn’t consider being able to shoot straight a requirement for elite shock troopers.
2) He can mathematically prove the superiority of the Empire over the Federation.
1) He has never played a rebel character, and never will!

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Talon
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posted August 06, 2001 12:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon   Click Here to Email Talon        Reply w/Quote
HAHAHA!

Thanks Geist. I needed a good laugh.

Now if only some of those didn't talk about me...

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COL Argon Viper
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posted August 06, 2001 09:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for COL Argon Viper   Click Here to Email COL Argon Viper        Reply w/Quote
Nice, I don't do any of that stuff(though I do wish the Empire had won, they were hella cooler), but I know some psychos that think they can mathematically prov "Voyager" better than SW

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Cosmic
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posted August 06, 2001 05:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cosmic   Click Here to Email Cosmic        Reply w/Quote
HEY!! So...what IF I like Voyager ;p

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posted August 06, 2001 11:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cosmic   Click Here to Email Cosmic        Reply w/Quote
HUMRHP! Do you even WATCH Voyager? Hehe! Probably not! It's on at 10 PM PST! ONLY on WEEKDAYS!

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Stonefish
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posted August 07, 2001 08:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stonefish   Click Here to Email Stonefish        Reply w/Quote
Voyager: Endgame

Cheese or what?

They just showed it last night fo the first time in the UK.

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Cosmic
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posted August 07, 2001 04:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cosmic   Click Here to Email Cosmic        Reply w/Quote
You're kidding....End Game was shown like a few months..well, 2 months ago in the US

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Demi_Wraith
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posted August 07, 2001 07:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Demi_Wraith   Click Here to Email Demi_Wraith        Reply w/Quote
u can't really compare Voyager and SW, its like comparing apples and oranges

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Cosmic
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posted August 07, 2001 08:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cosmic   Click Here to Email Cosmic        Reply w/Quote
True, but at least they're both space combat/stories and that's what I like.

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COL Argon Viper
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posted August 07, 2001 08:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for COL Argon Viper   Click Here to Email COL Argon Viper        Reply w/Quote
/me backs out of this conversation that he created by accident...

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Tycho
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posted August 27, 2001 01:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tycho   Click Here to Email Tycho        Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stonefish:
Voyager: Endgame

Cheese or what?

They just showed it last night fo the first time in the UK.


Sad thing is (and this has been debated) that the Federation would still lose, even if most of their combat ships had the uber-tech .

Also, SW has one thing the Feds don't: Strategic Maneuverability (hyperspace)...gets them NO MATTER WHAT.

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Cosmic
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posted August 27, 2001 05:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cosmic   Click Here to Email Cosmic        Reply w/Quote
well, hehe, Warp Drive is something like that

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