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Geist Citizen Posts: 113
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posted August 06, 2001 12:06 AM
  
10) He knows how to perform a proper imperial salute. 9) He performs a proper imperial salute whenever he sees you. 8) There is an all powerful state in any of his campaign universes known simply as "the Empire". 7) Whenever you play starcraft against him, he starts humming the imperial march just before the hideous fleet of battecruisers reaches your base. 6) He firmly believes that Vader could throttle the entire borg collective from the comfort of the executor. 5) He ever calls George Lucas a wimp for letting the rebels win. 4) He has a Luke Skywalker voodoo doll. 3) He doesn�t consider being able to shoot straight a requirement for elite shock troopers. 2) He can mathematically prove the superiority of the Empire over the Federation. 1) He has never played a rebel character, and never will! ------------------ "I did it. Do you think I've gone to far?" -Dave Mathews Band "A warrior leaves broken bodies in his wake because he knows the dead can never harm him." -Vlad Ward "Quiet! A few more spot welds and lilly will be invincible!" -Uribitaki "Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only IP: 63.16.0.10 |
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Talon Citizen Posts: 584
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posted August 06, 2001 12:48 AM
HAHAHA! Thanks Geist. I needed a good laugh. Now if only some of those didn't talk about me... -Tal IP: 162.33.113.15 |
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COL Argon Viper Citizen Posts: 230
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posted August 06, 2001 09:13 AM
Nice, I don't do any of that stuff(though I do wish the Empire had won, they were hella cooler), but I know some psychos that think they can mathematically prov "Voyager" better than SW  Argon Viper IP: 12.96.99.19 |
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Cosmic Citizen Posts: 558
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posted August 06, 2001 05:21 PM
HEY!!  So...what IF I like Voyager ;p------------------ "Victory is not the true objective, the true objective is learning how you won." - Cosmic "We are the Way, for We are the Protectors and the Attackers. We bring Order to Chaos. We Force the Peace from War. Who are We? We come from the Stormtrooper Corps!" - Cosmic IP: 209.142.8.4 |
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Cosmic Citizen Posts: 558
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posted August 06, 2001 11:12 PM
HUMRHP! Do you even WATCH Voyager? Hehe! Probably not! It's on at 10 PM PST! ONLY on WEEKDAYS! ------------------ "Be The Leader, Not The Follower." - Cosmic IP: 209.209.106.9 |
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Stonefish Citizen Posts: 60
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posted August 07, 2001 08:37 AM
Voyager: Endgame Cheese or what? They just showed it last night fo the first time in the UK. ------------------ "Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads. Swords for everyone!" --Minsc IP: 213.122.169.9 |
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Cosmic Citizen Posts: 558
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posted August 07, 2001 04:51 PM
You're kidding....End Game was shown like a few months..well, 2 months ago in the US ------------------ "Be The Leader, Not The Follower." - Cosmic IP: 209.142.9.2 |
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Demi_Wraith Citizen Posts: 136
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posted August 07, 2001 07:19 PM
u can't really compare Voyager and SW, its like comparing apples and oranges ------------------ "On my signal...unleash hell." - Maximus Decimus Meridius "After all these killings today, I think I should hold a party!" - Duo Maxwell IP: 24.190.64.24 |
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Cosmic Citizen Posts: 558
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posted August 07, 2001 08:02 PM
True, but at least they're both space combat/stories and that's what I like. ------------------ "Be The Leader, Not The Follower." - Cosmic IP: 209.142.8.2 |
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COL Argon Viper Citizen Posts: 230
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posted August 07, 2001 08:45 PM
/me backs out of this conversation that he created by accident... Argon IP: 12.96.99.19 |
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Tycho Citizen Posts: 50
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posted August 27, 2001 01:16 PM
quote: Sad thing is (and this has been debated) that the Federation would still lose, even if most of their combat ships had the uber-tech Also, SW has one thing the Feds don't: Strategic Maneuverability (hyperspace)...gets them NO MATTER WHAT. IP: 152.163.207.20 |
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Cosmic Citizen Posts: 558
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posted August 27, 2001 05:07 PM
well, hehe, Warp Drive is something like that ------------------ "Feeling is Mutual, Life has no bounds for Happiness." - Cosmic IP: 209.142.8.15 |
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