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posted January 08, 2001 04:06 PM               

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Got this one in an e-mail too, pretty funny, read it all
Michigan (or Wisconson) Temperature Conversion Chart
> > >
> > > 60 above
> > > North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
> > > People in Michigan plant gardens.
> > >
> > > 50 above
> > > Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> > > People in Michigan sunbathe.
> > >
> > > 40 above
> > > Italian & English cars won't start.
> > > People in Michigan drive with the windows down.
> > >
> > > 32 above
> > > Distilled water freezes.
> > > Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
> > >
> > > 20 above
> > > Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
> > > People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt
> > >
> > > 15 above
> > > Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
> > > People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets
> > > cold.
> > >
> > > 0
> > > People in Miami all die...
> > > Michiganders lick the flagpole.
> > >
> > > 20 below
> > > Californians fly away to Mexico.
> > > People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
> > >
> > > 40 below
> > > Hollywood disintegrates.
> > > The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
> > >
> > > 60 below
> > > Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> > > Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
> > > gets
> > > cold = enough.
> > >
> > > 80 below
> > > Mt. St. Helens freezes.
> > > People in Michigan rent some videos.
> > >
> > > 100 below
> > > Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> > > Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
> > >
> > > 297 below
> > > Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
> > > Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.
> > >
> > > 460 below
> > > ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
> > > People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
> > >
> > > 500 below
> > > Hell freezes over.
> > > The Lions win the Super Bowl!

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posted January 08, 2001 11:36 PM               

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Hah, u r right...i actually rolled down the windows on my car on my way to work today.
(it's still freezing weather here (~30), but it's a helluva lot warmer than it's been!)

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