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Bear Citizen Posts: 93
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posted November 19, 2000 04:48 PM
  
They wouldn't put this on the front page, because I'm not important enough. And they wouldn't let me put it on the Main ComNet, because its not VE related. So it'll have to be here 
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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted November 19, 2000 06:27 PM
Your engaged at fourteen? I kept telling everyone the marrying-style of the Middle Ages would return. Bear, you should really join N.A.M.B.L.A. IP: 24.237.58.18 |
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TJ Citizen Posts: 146
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posted November 19, 2000 07:22 PM
One... Congratulations Bear! Two... Spart, what is N.A.M.B.L.A.? ------------------ IP: 24.112.158.24 |
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Agent Citizen Posts: 327
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posted November 20, 2000 12:04 AM
hmm...well, TJ, if you'd just be normal and be a die-hard south park fan you'd know that NAMBLA is either: 1. National association of marlon brando look-alikes (something like that) or 2. North American Man-Boy love association...(also something like that) Anyway, congratulations, Bear. ------------------ IP: 207.32.44.14 |
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 20, 2000 12:18 AM
Congradulations Bear!!!!!! I hope everything works out well in your engagement!! You should bring your future bride into the channel more often!!! In Rome, the girls were usually married by 14-years-old. The guys were like 20-40 years old. So, this is a neat fad that is rebirthing. btw, Spart, what is NAMBLA? [This message has been edited by Christiana (edited November 20, 2000).] IP: 24.237.60.18 |
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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted November 20, 2000 02:17 AM
N.A.M.B.L.A. is an active homosexual organization that is attempting to pass legislations that will eventually allow men and boys to marry. Currently, they are attempting to take age restrictions off marriage allowing an 80 year old man to marry a 4 year old legally; two nine year olds to marry legally, etc. They are also pushing for teenagers to get the right to vote to help vote for their cause (because teenagers will naturally want to marry at a young age or their new love interests). Anyway, I meant it as a joke, and it is a very tasteless one, I admit. It is very nice to see people becoming engaged at a very young age and plotting out their future in a calm and decisive manner. [This message has been edited by Spartacus (edited November 20, 2000).] IP: 24.237.58.18 |
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posted November 20, 2000 07:57 AM
COngradulations BEAR
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Bear Citizen Posts: 93
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posted November 20, 2000 02:08 PM
One... Thanks! Two... I'm err.. not gay. Can I still join? IP: 62.7.107.19 |
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 20, 2000 03:28 PM
Bear siad he wanted 100 replys to his Engagement Post....... I'll help him out. #1 IP: 24.237.60.18 |
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 20, 2000 03:30 PM
#2 What kind of wedding cake are you going to have???? Chocolate? Vanilla? an 7 tiered cake (like in Sleeping Beauty???) An Ice Cream cake?? :P Maybe a mix of Chocolate and Vanilla together?? Maybe a strawberry cake!? How about a fruit cake?? IP: 24.237.60.18 |
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 20, 2000 03:31 PM
#3 How many kiddies do you plan to have??? ...and are you going to have any kitties? (btw, dont buy them from the petshops! baaaaaaaaaad! www.puppymills.com ) IP: 24.237.60.18 |
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 20, 2000 03:34 PM
#4 How are you going to seat your guests at the wedding???
If its a rectangle, will you seat them, "boy-girl-boy-girl?" or will you have all the girls on one side.... and guys on the other??? IP: 24.237.60.18 |
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 20, 2000 03:38 PM
#5 Has your youthful bride-to-be bought any Bride Magazines??? Which brand does she plan to dress herself in??? A Gucci wedding dress?? ... Then again, Martha Stewart is a fun brand. (But I think she only sells bedspreads and curtains). Maybe you can use a Martha Stewart curtain for her veil, and cut corners on prices... IP: 24.237.60.18 |
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 20, 2000 03:40 PM
#6 Now...... the important part. What kind of entertainment will you have for the wedding? Have you considered jugglers and acrobats??
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 20, 2000 03:49 PM
#7 Music! What kind of music 4 the special day? IP: 24.237.60.18 |
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 20, 2000 04:34 PM
#8 Are you going to have a romantic, classical or modern wedding?????? I've got to know this now, so I can decide what to wear . . . --- Ahhhhh, the beauty of doves fluttering from their nests... out of a high, brass-belled church tower ..... into the sunshine from the merry notes of a midievil setting ...in a summery-scene of an old-world Roman-Catholic church ... is one romantic scene...
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 20, 2000 04:44 PM
#9 There is a new fad of chopsticks being used at weddings... Will you use chopsticks? If utensils -Flatware or silverware?- which one will you be select? IP: 24.237.60.18 |
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 20, 2000 05:00 PM
#10 Have you decided where to honeymoon? Hawaii is a cool place, but perhaps you want somewhere more unique for such an occasion. Spain would be neat. How about Greece? I think Greece would be awesome. A little sandy and dry, but awesome. Then again, there is Saudi Arabia. You and your little bride could ride camels to your honeymoon suite, instead of automobiles. France -- France is neat. I've heard it's chilly though. Galapagos Islands -- Very very neat. Nothing but you, your Mrs., and the wildlife. IP: 24.237.60.18 |
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Sesswanna Citizen Posts: 21
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posted November 20, 2000 05:08 PM
#11! Congratulations, Bear. Best of luck to you and your fiancee. IP: 65.6.179.23 |
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Bear Citizen Posts: 93
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posted November 21, 2000 02:30 PM
Please don't make me reply to all those Ahh well, here goes.. #1 - Andorra. Between France and Spain. Personal reasons. #2 - One which an amazingly beautiful woman jumps out of, probably made of cardboard (the cake, not the woman). #3 - 7, one for each day of the week! And no kitties, they smell. #4 - Err.. I dunno.. How about everyone brings blankets, and we all sit in a meadow? #5 - Wearing a curtain?? Thats the stupidest suggestion I've ever heard in my life. And I've heard a lot of them, I'm engaged to an American. #6 - I'm going to have the Moscow State Circus, and a regiment of soldiers from the Bulgarian Elephant Corps. #7 - Beach Boys, Elvis and Bill Haley #8 - Erm. How about a quiet little affair, where nobody is invited? Like you. And your '90's modelling outfit. #9 - We'll have big cleavers, and if any "unwanted" guests turn up, we'll show em the way out. Quickly. #10 - Andorra. Because we're getting married there. And, because I can't afford anything else #11 - Thanks. Have an invite. But don't bring Tiana, as long as there are no modelling outfits or chopsticks in a 50 KM vicinity IP: 193.113.185.14 |
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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted November 21, 2000 02:38 PM
Now Bear, does your girlfriend look anything like this . . .  . . . if not, do not marry her. Hold off and marry a Gene Tierney clone. [This message has been edited by Spartacus (edited November 21, 2000).] IP: 24.237.58.18 |
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Bear Citizen Posts: 93
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posted November 21, 2000 02:41 PM
Spartacus, that is an unhealthy obsession you have with Gene Tierney. I suggest you take a pill, and a glass of water. And perhaps go outside IP: 193.113.185.14 |
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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted November 21, 2000 02:44 PM
But she is sooooooo beautiful *sniff* *sniff*.
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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted November 21, 2000 04:17 PM
Allow me to blow that picture up a bit . . .
[This message has been edited by Spartacus (edited November 21, 2000).] IP: 24.237.58.18 |
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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted November 21, 2000 04:26 PM
And she is around 53 years old in that pic. So BLAH! IP: 24.237.58.18 |
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Schnapps Citizen Posts: 72
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posted November 21, 2000 05:35 PM
Can I now post pictures of 50-something characters from The Bill? If he's allowed to, I reckon I should be allowed to. IP: 62.254.32. |
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Fury Citizen Posts: 202
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posted November 21, 2000 06:46 PM
This is EXACTLY why Fury and the missus eloped, are going to Bali for Christmas and will have a quiet, mellow, semi-formal affair next year. BTW: Congrats Bear! Figured it wouldn't hurt to say it here too. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Fury (edited November 21, 2000).] IP: 139.78.190.2 |
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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted November 21, 2000 07:58 PM
Schnapps, in your image postings, you will find yourself as dismayed as I am when the board limits you to only around 5-6 images per post and around a total of 10 per thread  IP: 24.237.58.18 |
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Kurtz Citizen Posts: 66
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posted November 22, 2000 12:34 PM
I highly recommend the Galapagos. It's beautiful, and they cruise would be really romantic. Expecially if you get a hotel by the shore. Also, there are tons of things to do so you'll never be cooped up in your hotel room, then again, with your new bride, it doesn't seem like that bad of an idea. ------------------ Pvt "Lieutenant Colonel" Kurtz IP: 216.154.2.6 |
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Crysus Citizen Posts: 93
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posted November 23, 2000 12:10 AM
/me nudges Tiana, and you looked at me weird when I told you about Allison... bah  IP: 63.27.198.3 |
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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted November 25, 2000 05:08 AM
Well, "Allison" is a strange name  IP: 24.237.58.18 |
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Bear Citizen Posts: 93
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posted November 26, 2000 02:15 PM
Yes, it is a peculiar name. And theres a few people who haven't congratulated me in any form yet.. So this is your cue.. You know who you are IP: 193.113.185.14 |
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Agent Citizen Posts: 327
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posted November 26, 2000 02:22 PM
i think i did, but if i did, congratulations again...i'll check whether i did later... or something like that... ------------------ IP: 207.32.44.16 |
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 29, 2000 05:07 PM
I dont get it. IP: 24.237.60.18 |
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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted November 29, 2000 05:11 PM
CONGRATULATIONS Bear!! ---------------------- ====================== %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Btw, how did the topic switch from the Galapagos Islands to Allison? Did I really look at you weirdly? The wine must have gone to my head that night. Btw, was that the second night of the 2 week trip (When Sess was snoring over by the TV :P)? IP: 24.237.60.18 |
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Craff Lennox Citizen Posts: 38
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posted December 01, 2000 10:37 AM
Congratulations Bear. Best of luck to ya. ------------------ IP: 205.188.200.14 |
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Bear Citizen Posts: 93
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posted December 02, 2000 09:52 AM
Testing, testing, 1 2 3... IP: 193.113.185.17 |
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Bear Citizen Posts: 93
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posted December 02, 2000 09:55 AM
Ok, I am Loyal. Anyone like to explain this? IP: 193.113.185.17 |
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Timber Saden Citizen Posts: 110
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posted December 02, 2000 05:08 PM
With a certain amount of posts that little title switches to something. Admins have something special, then there are 4 other titles that you reach by posting. The first would be Imperial which you start out with, and then the rest you earn by posting. It's a UBB thing. ------------------ IP: 63.227.8.9 |
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Bear Citizen Posts: 93
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posted December 04, 2000 03:19 PM
http://calumandkelly.cjb.net/ heh ------------------ IP: 62.7.88.6 |
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