posted September 24, 2000 10:37 PM
Oh, no, I am not done yet :P
and . . .
This was an early CG animation concept of how Yoda should look in EP1 :P
and . . .
This explains why Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan have those weird pig-tails.
Now, now, now. Let us have some "textual" humor:
Little things that could have changed the galaxy - Episode I Edition
When Jar-Jar is put into the astromech hold he acidentally breaks R2-D2 instead of the red one.
by AJFlick
Boss Nass: "Life debt or no life debt, Binks stays here and dies!"
by Josh Becket
If Obi Wan had simply spent a little more time practicing his sprinting skills.
by Darth Flo Jo
Qui-Gon: "A city? Can you take us there?"
Jar-Jar: "On second thought, no, not really, no."
Qui-Gon: "Oh, ok. Never mind, then."
by Omry
Obi-Wan: "Hey, Qui Gon, does this gas coming from the vent smell a little funny to y......"
by YodaGirl
Obi-Wan: "Well, I promised Qui-Gon I'd train this kid, but since the council seems so against it . . ."
by Inara Kenobi
(Darth Maul appears) Qui-Gon: "We'll take it from here."
Amidala/Padme: "Actually, if we all shot at him, he couldn't deflect our shots and fight two Jedi . . . "
by Darth "Aluminum" Sidingous
"Why do I sense that we've picked up another pathetic life form?"
"Your right...forget him, lets go..."
by Ki_Adi_Mundi
What if Anakin couldn't think up a pick up line as good as "Are you an angel?"
by Ki_Adi_Mundi
Queen: "I beg you to help us. Our fate rests in your hands."
Boss Nass: "Meesa no believen yousa! Kill dem!"
by Dia-Mar Anadi
Qui-gon: "Anakin, drop!"
Anakin: "Huh?" (*Whack*)
by Darth Smaul
"WE ARE LOSING DROIDS FAST!........ THERE GOES THE LAST ONE!"
by Timothy
Amidala: "Okay, Viceroy! If you give me a 500 republic credit gift certificate at J.C. Penney's, I'll sign your dumb treaty!"
by Darth Brian.
Obi-Wan: "The boy is dangerous. They all see it, why can't you?"
Qui-Gon: "You know, you're right. Forget the boy."
by Erin
Instead of power, Senator Palpatine was interested in soft money and cute interns, like normal politicans.
by Scott C.
Amidala: "I want to know what's going on in Mos Espa, but it's so *dirty*! Um...Rabe, you go!"
by Salana
Obi-Wan: "By the Force, look at that guy! He's creepy and he just killed my Master; how can I beat him? AAAAAH!"
(He is brave Sir Obi-Wan, who bravely ran away)
by Salana
Watto: "Shure! Republic credits are fine!"
by PeacheyBee
What if female Jedi Council members were allowed to speak?
by Jar Jar Jinx
(n the Queen's spaceship)
Oueen: "Padme, clean up that droid, mop the floors, air out my wardrobe, and clean-up Jar Jar's litter box."
Padme: "THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE WEASEL! GET OF MY THRONE AND OUT OF MY CLOTHES BEFORE I'LL HAVE YOU EJECTED IN HYPERSPACE!"
by Jar Jar Jinx
(Meeting the Gungans)
Padme: "I'm the Queen."
Sabe: "She's lying!"
by Jar Jar Jinx
(Darth Maul appears.)
Qui Gon: "We'll handle this."
Amidala: "No way old man. I've seen you trying to *handle this* on Tatooine. You two Jedi boys distract him, while I'll shoot him!"
Note: Queen never misses when she fires a blaster in Episode 1.
by Jar Jar Jinx
Watto: "..speaking of which...howse de gonna pay for all this?"
Qui-gon (igniting lightsaber): "Pay?"
by Kai JInn Kenobi
Battle Droid: "You're under arrest."
Qui-Gon: "D'oh, looks like the jig is up"
by Deadeye Knight
[This message has been edited by Spartacus (edited September 24, 2000).]