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posted May 28, 2000 04:28 PM
You Must Be Single A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing He replies, "Because you're ugly." IP: 207.32.44.16 |
Crysus Citizen Posts: 93
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posted May 29, 2000 10:02 PM
mmmmmm bacon. IP: 63.27.198.19 |
Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted May 29, 2000 11:04 PM
That story made no sense at all.=� IP: 24.237.60.18 |
double_agent unregistered |
posted May 30, 2000 04:27 PM
of course it makes sense. it has bacon in it. Bacon, dammit!! BACON!!!! IP: 207.32.44.16 |
Athran Citizen Posts: 98
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posted May 30, 2000 10:15 PM
Agent, watch the language -Athran IP: 208.129.162.11 |
Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted June 01, 2000 04:22 AM
You missed your "n" in Damnit, Speedo. tsk tsk IP: 24.237.60.18 |
Talon Citizen Posts: 584
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posted June 01, 2000 05:24 PM
it can be spelled two ways Christiana. =c) ------------------ IP: 64.45.136.24 |
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posted June 01, 2000 07:53 PM
hehe. thanks talon, but i still don't forgive you for ending my run-on so soon. darn you. darn you to heck. May your ancestors have their eyes pecked out every day by a giant lizard-bird! May you be mounted by the ghost of your great great great grandfather's dog fluffy! ------------------ IP: 207.32.44.16 |
Talon Citizen Posts: 584
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posted June 01, 2000 08:35 PM
Thanks for the incouragement Agent. =c) ------------------ IP: 64.45.136.11 |
Crysus Citizen Posts: 93
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posted June 02, 2000 12:27 AM
hmm... so long as this is the lounge comnet i am not going to say anything about the cussing (except that it shows a lack of confidense in one's speech), but please do not migrate this language to any other comnet, i just don't like reading it that much along with other VE members :P hah... don't take that to personally... ------------------ IP: 63.27.198.8 |
double_agent unregistered |
posted June 02, 2000 12:52 AM
sorry, Crysus. I think it's a habit. I DO come from hick town, USA you know...uh...Hee haw, i guess....lol get me a pickup truck an send me to the honky tonk with my guitar and my hound dog to forget the woman who left me by drinking a lot. ------------------ IP: 207.32.44.17 |
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