posted May 28, 2000 04:28 PM              

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You Must Be Single

A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some
milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon.

As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man
standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on
the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single."

The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing
unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on Earth did
you know?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."

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posted May 29, 2000 10:02 PM               

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mmmmmm bacon.

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posted May 29, 2000 11:04 PM               

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That story made no sense at all.=�

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posted May 30, 2000 04:27 PM              

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of course it makes sense. it has bacon in it. Bacon, dammit!! BACON!!!!

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posted May 30, 2000 10:15 PM               

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Agent, watch the language

-Athran

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posted June 01, 2000 04:22 AM               

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You missed your "n" in Damnit, Speedo.

tsk tsk

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posted June 01, 2000 05:24 PM               

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it can be spelled two ways Christiana. =c)

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posted June 01, 2000 07:53 PM              

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hehe. thanks talon, but i still don't forgive you for ending my run-on so soon. darn you. darn you to heck. May your ancestors have their eyes pecked out every day by a giant lizard-bird! May you be mounted by the ghost of your great great great grandfather's dog fluffy!

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posted June 01, 2000 08:35 PM               

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Thanks for the incouragement Agent. =c)

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posted June 02, 2000 12:27 AM               

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hmm... so long as this is the lounge comnet i am not going to say anything about the cussing (except that it shows a lack of confidense in one's speech), but please do not migrate this language to any other comnet, i just don't like reading it that much along with other VE members :P
hah...

don't take that to personally...

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posted June 02, 2000 12:52 AM              

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sorry, Crysus. I think it's a habit. I DO come from hick town, USA you know...uh...Hee haw, i guess....lol get me a pickup truck an send me to the honky tonk with my guitar and my hound dog to forget the woman who left me by drinking a lot.

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