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Christiana
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posted May 28, 2000 01:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Christiana   Click Here to Email Christiana        Reply w/Quote
All of you kids are susceptible to the influence of your classmates, teachers, parents, government officials and Hollywood idols... as the growing fad of SMOKING spreads it's way right into YOUR bedroom.

It cuts you down to size in a matter of years, leaving you the shortest in your class... I am 4'8".

Second hand smoke is also deadly. As you all have probably been incessantly bombarded by the news, you probably check for it's indications in your bathroom mirror: yellow teeth, pale skin, a retardation in growth, incessant coughing, bad breath, and an odd body odor.

Kids all over the nation do it. Why??

Smoking is a bad habit, boys and girls. Smoking is a bad habit, boys and girls.

Say NO to Smoking.

Crysus can have a serious chat with you if you have any questions. Contact him on ICQ and he'll be happy to give you facts about smoking and will share his story of "trying to quit" with you.
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[This message has been edited by Christiana (edited 28 May 2000).]

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Christiana
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posted May 28, 2000 03:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Christiana   Click Here to Email Christiana        Reply w/Quote
Heh, i posted that stupid post right after breathing in cigarette fumes... =P So, please take me 100% seriously.

-Tiana

NOTE: dont get the notion that i smoke -cuz i dont. It was the lack of oxygen to the brain that makes me get really fuzzy. It was only carnation cigarette fumes, but it did alter my thinking.

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Stormtrooper 1026
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posted May 28, 2000 09:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stormtrooper 1026   Click Here to Email Stormtrooper 1026        Reply w/Quote
Smoking,.---- really bad. See what the smoking made to Lord Vader....

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double_agent
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posted May 28, 2000 02:23 PM              Reply w/Quote
Got it. Smoking Bad....Drinking instead....

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Talon
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posted May 28, 2000 02:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon   Click Here to Email Talon        Reply w/Quote
As long as you don't inhale you can become President.

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Athran
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posted May 28, 2000 05:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Athran   Click Here to Email Athran        Reply w/Quote
LMAO, that is a picture to keep of Jesse. I could probably profit from that one. Hey Martha :P j/k Jesse

-Athran

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Crysus
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posted May 29, 2000 10:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Crysus   Click Here to Email Crysus        Reply w/Quote
let's not give away personal info about me.
thanks athran.. i'll be sure to shoot you wednesday if you go paintballing

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Schnapps
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posted May 30, 2000 12:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Schnapps   Click Here to Email Schnapps        Reply w/Quote
Nothing wrong with smoking, so long as you aren't stupid enough to get addicted :P

And kids, remember this. When you start smoking, begin on Marlboro Lights or something, that way you won't cough and splutter. Menthol cigs are also lovely - it's like breathing in a breath of fresh air!

Once you've mastered the basics, go get yourself a big fat cigar. Some people will tell you not to inhale, which is a load of rubbish. Inhale the baby, and my, you'll get a rush.

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