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Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted May 28, 2000 01:41 AM
All of you kids are susceptible to the influence of your classmates, teachers, parents, government officials and Hollywood idols... as the growing fad of SMOKING spreads it's way right into YOUR bedroom. It cuts you down to size in a matter of years, leaving you the shortest in your class... I am 4'8". Second hand smoke is also deadly. As you all have probably been incessantly bombarded by the news, you probably check for it's indications in your bathroom mirror: yellow teeth, pale skin, a retardation in growth, incessant coughing, bad breath, and an odd body odor. Kids all over the nation do it. Why?? [This message has been edited by Christiana (edited 28 May 2000).] IP: 24.237.60.18 |
Christiana Citizen Posts: 49
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posted May 28, 2000 03:38 AM
Heh, i posted that stupid post right after breathing in cigarette fumes... =P So, please take me 100% seriously. -Tiana NOTE: dont get the notion that i smoke -cuz i dont. It was the lack of oxygen to the brain that makes me get really fuzzy. It was only carnation cigarette fumes, but it did alter my thinking. IP: 24.237.60.18 |
Stormtrooper 1026 Citizen Posts: 156
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posted May 28, 2000 09:28 AM
Smoking,.---- really bad. See what the smoking made to Lord Vader.... IP: 212.184.151.21 |
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posted May 28, 2000 02:23 PM
Got it. Smoking Bad....Drinking instead.... IP: 207.32.44.15 |
Talon Citizen Posts: 584
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posted May 28, 2000 02:51 PM
As long as you don't inhale you can become President. ------------------ IP: 64.45.136.7 |
Athran Citizen Posts: 98
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posted May 28, 2000 05:40 PM
LMAO, that is a picture to keep of Jesse. I could probably profit from that one. Hey Martha :P j/k Jesse -Athran IP: 208.129.162.10 |
Crysus Citizen Posts: 93
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posted May 29, 2000 10:07 PM
let's not give away personal info about me. thanks athran.. i'll be sure to shoot you wednesday if you go paintballing ------------------ IP: 63.27.198.19 |
Schnapps Citizen Posts: 72
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posted May 30, 2000 12:26 AM
Nothing wrong with smoking, so long as you aren't stupid enough to get addicted :P And kids, remember this. When you start smoking, begin on Marlboro Lights or something, that way you won't cough and splutter. Menthol cigs are also lovely - it's like breathing in a breath of fresh air! Once you've mastered the basics, go get yourself a big fat cigar. Some people will tell you not to inhale, which is a load of rubbish. Inhale the baby, and my, you'll get a rush. ------------------ Official Hanger-On I hope it was better for you than it was for me. -=IM:AHH XIV=- IP: 62.252.224. |
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