posted May 21, 2000 03:48 PM              

I changed this joke around a little to fit this place. hope you like it...

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the
light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled
the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around
frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner
of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a protocol droid.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the droid.

"Yep," the droid confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are you?"

"Moses," replied the droid.

"Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid person would name a
protocol droid Moses?"

"Probably the same kind of person that would name a Destroyer droid Jesus,"
the droid answered.