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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted October 10, 1999 01:40 PM
  
Alright, I was browsing through the UGR, and I found some odd errors; 1) The majority of the Rebel stories have us losing the battles. Yet, we are ahead in the war by almost 50 points. 2) "The Hammer's Entrance" should be "The Entrance of the Hammer". 3) In the majority of the Rebel stories, Admiral Schnapps is a male officer. LOL! Hehe. [This message has been edited by Spartacus (edited 10-11-99).] IP: 209.112.169.4 |
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Incinerator unregistered |
posted October 11, 1999 10:05 AM
Just for you Spartacus, I'll create a story in which the Vast Empire wins by a substantial margin. And Schnapps is female??? didn't know that. Also, the Hammer's Entrance was named that because its the first story I created with the Emperor's Hammer in it. Don't like the title. Too bad. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Incinerator (edited 10-11-99).] IP: 205.129.183.3 |
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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted October 11, 1999 02:39 PM
Well, first off... I have nothing personal against the title nor the story. It has a "grammatical error". Lifeless objects cannot own something. For instance, do we say; the shoe's sole or the sole of the shoe We say the second version of all those examples... at least in English.
[This message has been edited by Spartacus (edited 10-11-99).] IP: 209.112.158.21 |
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Schnapps Citizen Posts: 72
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posted October 11, 1999 08:57 PM
SCHNAPPS IS MALE??? Pardon me for swearing, but what the hell????? IP: 194.83.240.1 |
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Schnapps Citizen Posts: 72
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posted October 11, 1999 08:57 PM
SCHNAPPS IS MALE??? Pardon me for swearing, but what the hell????? ------------------ Admiral Schnapps, Advisor to Nikky-Niks IP: 194.83.240.1 |
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NiksaVel unregistered |
posted October 12, 1999 10:38 AM
LOL!! muahahahahahaa
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted October 12, 1999 11:14 PM
LOL that's good stuff ! Schnapps, i know you drink a lot, but man, bitter beer face must have gotten down right dangerous for you... We can always count on the UGR to give us some laughs i guess... ------------------ IP: 208.129.162.13 |
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Threeof4 Citizen Posts: 137
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posted October 13, 1999 12:23 PM
Yeah seeing as how the morale officer can't get anybody to laugh IP: 128.211.224.8 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted October 13, 1999 02:58 PM
ROFLMAO@Three ------------------ IP: 216.68.14.2 |
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Schnapps Citizen Posts: 72
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posted October 13, 1999 07:58 PM
I am getting paranoid . . . how many other people think I'm a bloke?? Nothing for it, I'm gonna have to go and get drunk. I'll have to add this to my list of sorrows to drown. ------------------ Admiral Schnapps, Advisor to Nikky-Niks IP: 194.83.240.1 |
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Kadann Vast Empire Commander Posts: 26 |
posted October 13, 1999 08:56 PM
Schnapps is a LADY????? what??? why was I never informed of this?? j/k  ------------------ IP: 166.93.3.5 |
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Schnapps Citizen Posts: 72
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posted October 14, 1999 05:31 AM
Well, either I'm female, or I'm gay . . . Lady though? I wouldn't go that far . . . ------------------ Admiral Schnapps, Advisor to Nikky-Niks IP: 194.83.240.1 |
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Kadann Vast Empire Commander Posts: 26 |
posted October 14, 1999 04:55 PM
Well....I wouldn't say that you are a girl either... You are a female...hows that...  ------------------ IP: 166.93.3.6 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted October 14, 1999 09:53 PM
Three F.Y.I. i wasn't gonna tell you this, but see, you're just part of my master plan.. you see, i have no need to be funny, cause you're here... so that makes my job easy. and also, in the VE, there isn't much to laugh about, it's called over-PC. where you say the wrong word and you get kicked out... so not much to joke about. ------------------ IP: 208.129.162.11 |
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NiksaVel unregistered |
posted October 15, 1999 07:59 AM
Hmm.. indeed maybe we should make some exeption for our good Morale Officer... instead of being kicked out when he's funny, we can get someone to kick him instead? Anyone live near Jackal? [This message has been edited by NiksaVel (edited 10-15-99).] IP: 195.29.253.6 |
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Schnapps Citizen Posts: 72
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posted October 15, 1999 02:28 PM
Jackal, what do you mean, over-PC? It's kinda fun to get punished for commiting badness And with you around, we don't need jokes to laugh at Ba da ding! ------------------ Admiral Schnapps, Advisor to Nikky-Niks IP: 194.83.240.1 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted October 15, 1999 02:28 PM
Athran, Jackal, and I were once upon a time best friends who lived in a hick town known as Brookville.. Then all of a sudden one summer of 1999 one of our fathers made one of us move, so now that one of us lives an hour away from the other two... so that one person can't say he lives by Jackal anymore - but Athran and Jackal still live by each other. ------------------ IP: 216.68.15.23 |
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Schnapps Citizen Posts: 72
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posted October 15, 1999 11:02 PM
I am DIZZY tonight! Damn, I lvoe alcoool! ------------------ Admiral Schnapps, Advisor to Nikky-Niks IP: 194.83.240.1 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted October 19, 1999 10:36 PM
Cool, Sess started his little pity stories again, goodie ! hey Sess, i think you'll be able to kick me if you come up this weekend. But that's only if your sorry but can catch a ride. Maybe you can stick those pale leg's out by the road and get a hairy trucker to stop. ------------------ IP: 208.129.162.13 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted October 19, 1999 10:38 PM
oh Schnapps, what i meant by over-PC is, oh wait, i can't say or i will be kicked out to.. hey maybe i should just say something like that and let you all have a good laugh at my punishment, like Stroh's execution a while back... kinda like my duty as a Morale Officer to die to simply get a laugh... ------------------ IP: 208.129.162.13 |
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Spartacus Citizen Posts: 189
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posted October 20, 1999 12:05 PM
>I am DIZZY tonight! >Damn, I lvoe alcoool! Your only dizzy... tonight? Hmm. That is kinda record I thought were dizzy all the time, hehe. You know, maybe if we had a mock execution of Jackal we would get some laughs. We could have him brought in via a rolling cart and we get to throw rotten vegetables at him and laugh at him, etc. :P IP: 209.112.169.3 |
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Schnapps Citizen Posts: 72
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posted October 20, 1999 07:10 PM
>I am DIZZY tonight! >Damn, I lvoe alcoool! Your only dizzy... tonight? Hmm. That is kinda record I thought were dizzy all the time, hehe. I meant to say more dizzy IP: 194.83.240.1 |
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