posted May 04, 2001 02:04 PM
isn't that more lounge comnet stuff? Oh well. It's still pretty cool. Here's one I just came up with off the top of my head...TOP TEN REASONS THE EMPIRE SHOULD HAVE WON, AND WHAT THE WRITTERS DID TO MAKE SURE THEY LOST ANYWAY
10) The deathstar was designed to repel a massive large scale assault, however there just happened to be a single exhaust port that led to the main reactor, and a torpedo just happened to be capable of making the right angle turn necessary of going down it.
9) The Empire had a fleet of 25,000 stardestroyers, however, all but about 100 to 200 of them mysteriously vanished between the death of the emperor and the cease fire.
8) The Empire had a hideous army of elite shock troopers, but they just happened to forget to teach them how to shoot straight.
7) Death Star II was built taking into account all the mistakes of DSI, but it still had a direct rout to the main reactor. Not only that but now it was big enough to let ships go through.
6) The Emperor came up with a brilliant plan to force the rebels into a trap, but not only did he not wait until the previously stated problem got fixed, but he decided to go and watch.
5) Grand Admiral Thrawn acted sternly but fairly with every man under his command, earning their loyalty, but he just happened to horribly miss-treat the one force that could assassinate him.
4) Grand Admiral Thrawn successfully drew the NR fleet into a major ambush, but after he died the man that suceeded him just happened to be a coward.
3) The Empire outgunned anyone they met, but one of their former slave races just happened to have a fleet of LUXURY LINERS that could be modified into excellent warships (like turning the queen mary into the battlecruiser Hood).
2) The Empire had an enormous industrial base, but somehow it was the rebellion that could afford to put shields and hyperdrives on its frontline fighters.
1) They had a military genius like Thrawn, and they didn't use him!
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Jociam Geist
Lt Colonel (ret) Intruder Wing
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