posted January 16, 2000 11:55 AM              

Have you recently joined the navy?

Disappointed with your squadron?

Did you come here to fly, not to languish in boredom doing Palpatine-knows-what?

If so, Kaph Squadron has a spot for you. Based on the proud flagship of the First Flotilla, the ISD-2 Devastator, under the lovely Admiral Schnapps, it's truly a life for you.

What do you get out of it?

Ogle the lovely captain.

Your job is to stop rebels from getting away. How much fun is that?

You get to fly a standard TIE Fighter. The chicks really dig a man with a death wish.

Most importantly, you get to fly with ME! What are the benefits of flying with me? That's easy - not only do you get to practice with the VE's current Top Gun pilot, you also get to make boastful claims to other VE Navy units that you can't back up, and no one will argue with you, simply because I'll kick their ass if they insult Kaph! How good is that?!

So - make the right choice. Join or transfer to Kaph today. Spots are limited...

Vice Admiral Donitz
Kaph Leader