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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted July 15, 1999 09:31 PM
Midnight showing, in the best screen in Northern Ireland . . . I was so hyper, I finished my large popcorn and two slush puppies before the trailers were over . . . It was sooooooooooo good! Darth Maul is da man! I haven't felt this way since the first time I read Heir To The Empire!!! ------------------ "With these Ferrero Roch� you are really spoiling us . . ." IP: 195.92.194.4 |
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FM_Majere unregistered |
posted July 16, 1999 09:33 AM
Oh no, Schnapps with 2 lovers!!! ------------------ IP: 208.192.60.20 |
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Ramses Viper unregistered |
posted July 16, 1999 11:24 AM
Darth Maul, bah! Now Padme`, there's a hottie :P Viper ------------------ IP: 209.144.94.11 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted July 16, 1999 12:25 PM
But Mr Maul has horns! ------------------ "With these Ferrero Roch� you are really spoiling us . . ." IP: 195.92.194.4 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted July 16, 1999 12:31 PM
 
umm... this is getting weird... with the "horns" thing and all... sometimes i wonder about you people... but you outrank me, and i will say nothing... ------------------ FL/MSGT Jackal/Alpha 3-1/Wing I/ISD-II Devastator/VEN/VE/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV) IP: 208.129.162.14 |
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NiksaVel unregistered |
posted July 16, 1999 01:00 PM
umm.. Jackal don't forget that she IS female... We can't understand everything, now can we? ------------------ Admiral Nikola Ivan 'NiksaVel' Leder Email: [email protected] IP: 194.152.224.21 |
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BlackHawk Citizen Posts: 1
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posted July 16, 1999 02:04 PM
So...yer saying you like Maul as much as Thrawn because he's..."Horney"? *ba-da-ting* ~BH IP: 205.184.242.21 |
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FM_Majere unregistered |
posted July 16, 1999 03:14 PM
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted July 16, 1999 06:20 PM
You know, I actually got a kick from #SoH last night for talking about him so much  And yes BH, the cute little horns are a big part of the appeal Do you have the Horny song in America? ~sings~ So horny, he's horny horny horny . . . ------------------ "With these Ferrero Roch� you are really spoiling us . . ." IP: 195.92.194.7 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted July 16, 1999 08:26 PM
don't take this too far people... i remember... ah yes.. Sesswanna and I... hmmm.... maybe you should stop singing Schnapps... just a sugestion. BY THE WAY ! WHERE ARE YOU SESS !?!?!?!?! ------------------ FL/MSGT Jackal/Alpha 3-1/Wing I/ISD-II Devastator/VEN/VE/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV) IP: 208.129.162.13 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted July 16, 1999 11:08 PM
Yeah Jack, I remember well Pah, I'm not afraid of Nazi-style moderators! They don't frighten me! ~looks around in panic~ 'sides, look at my profile, see how many posts I've made . . . I own this comnet, baby And stating that Darth Maul is horny, so horny horny horny is just a simple statement of fact . . . ------------------ "With these Ferrero Roch� you are really spoiling us . . ." IP: 195.92.194.7 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted July 17, 1999 01:02 AM
how true... and the fact that you are of the female gender helps. ------------------ FL/MSGT Jackal/Alpha 3-1/Wing I/ISD-II Devastator/VEN/VE/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV) IP: 208.129.162.12 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted July 17, 1999 04:28 AM
It must be quite depressing being a male SW fan . . . you guys only got Queen Amidala, she of the hundred costumes, but I got Mr Maul ------------------ "With these Ferrero Roch� you are really spoiling us . . ." IP: 195.92.194.4 |
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NiksaVel unregistered |
posted July 17, 1999 06:16 AM
I believe Sess is on leave... Schnapps: Heh.. yeah it ain't easy to be a male SW fan. Especially here in Croatia where most of the people never even saw Star Wars... it took me months of training to get my GF to sing the Imperial March in her sleep and speak in SW quotes like me ------------------ Admiral Nikola Ivan 'NiksaVel' Leder Email: [email protected] IP: 161.53.2.11 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted July 17, 1999 12:15 PM
If you need to train her, I don't see how she can be the one for you All right-minded people have spoken in Star Wars quotes for the last 20 years! ------------------ "With these Ferrero Roch� you are really spoiling us . . ." IP: 195.92.194.10 |
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Ramses Viper unregistered |
posted July 17, 1999 04:13 PM
How can you think Maul is cute? He looks just like satan Oh, and being male SW fans sucks, seeing as women in the SW universe are only there as love interests, while men run the show
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted July 17, 1999 08:39 PM
Looks like Satan? And this is a problem how? IP: 195.92.194.7 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted July 17, 1999 10:51 PM
I, myself, have never seen Satan, but I do know that "Mr. Maul" has a gay little voice... but he is a very good martial artist. Even though he may look like some interpretations of Satan... oh well, Schnapps, have fun with "Mr. Maul" and us male SW fans will pimp Amidala, Leia, Mara Jade, and Chewbacca. ------------------ FL/MSGT Jackal/Alpha 3-1/Wing I/ISD-II Devastator/VEN/VE/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV) IP: 208.129.162.10 |
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Ramses Viper unregistered |
posted July 18, 1999 02:39 PM
Chewbacca? You sicko ------------------ IP: 209.144.94.9 |
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RA Sesswanna unregistered |
posted July 18, 1999 05:50 PM
/me hands Jackal a power prybar. I heard Chewie likes that stuff... ------------------ IP: 216.68.36.21 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted July 18, 1999 06:14 PM
Jackal, you are displaying a fundamental misunderstanding . . . Ray Park has a "gay little voice", Mr Maul does not. He has a growly, determined, underspoken voice. And you guys are welcome to Chewie IP: 195.92.194.10 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted July 18, 1999 11:14 PM
/me accepts the powerprybar from Sesswanna, and proceeds to take Chewy in the back room, as not to violate any discrimination laws held by the VE... then does the usual that always seems to happen during a RPG game held at Sess' old house... Ok, well you just marvel at Maul's voice, wow, he said like 3 whole lines... ok, i will now shut up to make you all happy.. ------------------ FL/MSGT Jackal/Alpha 3-1/Wing I/ISD-II Devastator/VEN/VE/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV) IP: 208.129.162.12 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted July 18, 1999 11:43 PM
Vader's a bit too old and chubby for me . . . IP: 195.92.194.10 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted July 19, 1999 11:53 PM
where i come from it isn't chubby... it's Husky ! or perhaps.. big boned... but Vader was a smoothy ! i mean.. he was Anikan, and he got Amidala.. what a punk ! ------------------ FL/MSGT Jackal/Alpha 3-1/Wing I/ISD-II Devastator/VEN/VE/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV) IP: 208.129.162.14 |
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2 LT Schnapps_2000 unregistered |
posted July 20, 1999 09:35 AM
Vader was a smothy, I'll grant you that, but Anakin? Purlease! ------------------ "With these Ferrero Roch� you are really spoiling us . . ." IP: 195.92.194.10 |
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Jackal Citizen Posts: 14
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posted July 20, 1999 01:31 PM
think about what you are saying here, i'm not talking about the little mop-top boy in the movie (that is classified as "homo"), i am talking about when he is a little older, he get's Amidala, therefore he IS a smoothy. Later he becomes Vader and keeps being a smoothy, persuading the Senate with his "powers", smacking around Moff Tarkin. ok... i must be tired. i just woke up 1:30 PM Rise and Shine !------------------ FL/MSGT Jackal/Alpha 3-1/Wing I/ISD-II Devastator/VEN/VE/NI[SRC(3 members)](SV) IP: 208.129.162.14 |
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